Connor's Song

By: by Ld. Freiman
Pink Palace Minstrel
(As requested by the outlandish redhead,
Baroness Chendra)

Chorus:
He'll never be the same,
No he'll never be the same
He ain't a boy no more (no more)
Our little Connor
He's done reached manhood
In the shower at Estrella war

A new day was dawning
The knights stood assembled
On the burning sands of the site
When Duke Kane declared
With pride in his voice
My squire became a man last night

Chorus

Tho he was standin' in the shower
When the blood started flowing
Connor did not care
Like any good squire Connor was prepared
And soaked it up with his underwear

Chorus

There have been many changes
Since that fateful evening
That so gravely changed his life
He keeps a questin' for that perfect woman
So he can be the perfect little wife

Chorus

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