Diamond Wars

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(to the tune of Scarsborough Faire)
Are you going to Diamond Wars?
Needle, thread, and armor, and steel.
With Mike and Brenna, Ilissa and Ailghenan.
There will be royals galore.
We are going to Diamond Wars;
Needle, thread, and Armor, and Steel.
Load the car with Weapon and Garb,
For we will have a revel and war!
On Friday Night A wedding will be,
Needle, Thread, some Flowers, and rings.
A Knight will marry his lovely Lady,
Many a joy their union will bring!
On Saturday morn the wars will begin,
Sword, and shield, axes, and spears.
We will fight for the children's rights,
And lead them to Jerusalem's walls.
Saturday night the party begins,
beer, and wine, and wenching galore.
With nary a thought to Sundays bright glare,
Many a glass will be raised in a cheer!
And in the morn our tents we will strike,
tubby tote, and lots of brute force.
To home we're bound our war is now done.
Next year we'll gather to do it again.
This was not written by anyone you know and esp. not me on migraine meds.
Gillian

HE HE HE HE HE HE

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