Listen, people, to a story
That I heard, not long ago,
About a man we call "Doc Aaron"
And the Dogs that scared him so...
On that night, while we were sleeping
He was out walking, not a care...
Never mindful of the shadows
Nor the Beast that lurked in there...
*CHORUS*
Go ahead and fall down laughing,
Go ahead and tell a friend,
You can even say I wrote this
He's sure to learn it in the end.
I wish that I could have seen his
Face that fateful day,
Cause like the hounds of hell are after him...
DogStalker ran away....
That's the story, as I heard it,
I know it's true, cause I was there.
It loses much with each retelling
But I still think it's fun to share.
Now and then I can remember
Being woken from my dreams,
By the barking of some puppies,
And DogStalker's girlish screams...
*CHORUS*
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