The entire kingdom of Drachenwald eschews the use of Potatos as
"non-period"....
(The tune is the one from the "food scene" in "nine and a half weeks" )
I like bread and butter,
I like Subtleties,
I like mutton, I like spam,
I'm not too hard to please,
One thing I would love to see,
and wouldn't mind the least,
One thing I would dearly love,
Is taters with my feast!
I like them fried or scalloped,
or braised a la monteith
I like them mashed and smothered in
brown gravy made from beef,
those taters are so loveley,
they're dancing in my dreams,
they're wrapped up tight in tin foil,
and filled with sour cream!
there's more, but you wouldn't like that very much...