-A Few Of My Favorite Things-

Long battle lances and clamshell steel mittens A book full of poems which i have written An everful tankard and a strong urge to sing These are a few of my favorite things Camping and tourneys and warm summer breezes Dining at lunchtime on sausage and cheeses Black battle tabards and Legion wolf rings These are a few of my favorite things Fighting all day Party all night Live to tell the tale If these are a few of your favorite things Come join me and raise some hell Broad swords and armor with no straps a missin' A wench in the lap, who's there for the kissin' Legion longbows with completely dry strings These are a few of my favorite things Duct tape and scutums and tight bodice laces Secluded meetings in dark quiet places legionnaire women who can host a wet dream These are a few of my favorite things Stay up all night Fight the good fight Hope it comes out well Just thinking about some of my favorite things Is causing my pants to swell

My Favorite Things (Sung to "My Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music)

Heaters and broadswords and targets and maces Winces of pain on my enemies faces Ladies whose praises a noble bard sings These are few of my favorite things Winning in melees, avoiding a fair fight Revels that last until the morning's first light Cutting down nobles and princes and kings These are a few of my favorite things Watching my foeman as they tumble down Fighting for money and winning the crown Looting the fallen of their golden rings These are a few of my favorite things When the mail breaks When the helm rings When I'm feeling sad I simply remember my favorite things And then I don't hurt so bad Two handed weapons, cause they hit much harder Hitting the soft spots where there ain't no armor A shot to the cup that I know they will feel Taking both arms so I know they must yield. (Mongol Version) Killing the townsfolk and ravishing maidens Bringing home booty in carts heavy laden Sacking the country and killing the king These are a few of my favorite things