Once a noble Baron held his court in Bordermarch, Under the shade of the library. And we sang as we marched down the sidewalk in our funny clothes: you'll come a freaking the mundanes with me.
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Chorus:
Note: the third line of the chorus changes with each verse.
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Led by our Baron, we trooped into the corner bar "you must check your weapons!" the landlord cried. And he stared as his bar disappeared beneath a pile of steel, You'll come a-freaking the mundanes with me.
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Went to the Norseman to hear Lee Majors shout "O-din!" The price was right, we got in free! and we sang as we sat and barfed into our paper bags You'll come a-freaking the mundanes with me.
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Baldwin the bard goes strolling down I-25 Singing his songs as a minstrel free and he sings as the tourists stare out from their passing cars you'll come a-freaking the mundanes with me.
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Birthday revel breaking up, some of us still going strong; "let's go to Farrell's!" we cried with glee and we sang as they beat their drums and blew their sirens loud, you'll come a-freaking the mundanes with me.
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Fighter practice in the park, a chiming from the road was heard, "Stand and Deliever" cried the bold company. And they sang as they munched on their snow cones and their ice cream bars you'll come a-freaking the mundanes with me.
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Why sit at home and dream your dreams in solitude? this will be fun, I quarantee. Put on your costume, strap your weapon by your side And come out a-freaking the mundanes with me.
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