1)
I bumped into a peer one night,
with long and flowing hair.
He spoke to me of gentle things,
His words were kind and fair.
I woke up with a hangover,
In a puddle of warm beer.
The Fubba-Wubba's hate me now,
'cause I'm a legionaire!
*(Chaos)*
So, hold your scutum up too high,
and charge like you don't care!
And if you go down on the field my friend,
go down on a legionaire!
2)
My parents have disowned me,
My teachers stop and stare.
The Peasants grab their pitchforks,
and cattle run in fear.
Now fathers lock their daughters up,
When ever I am near,
You'd think that they would trust me,
'Cause I'm a leigionaire!
(Chaos)
3)
Our bossman is Sir Fluffy,
with skin and locks so fair,
But he's really not a pansy,
Cause he's a legionaire.
Our Lady is Ilissa,
With grace beyond compare,
And you'd better not forget it,
'Cause She's a legionaire!
(Chaos)
4)
My heart belongs to Aja,
She's loved both far and near,
She's a paragon of womanhood,
and kind beyond compare.
She's lovely as the dawning,
In fact she's quite a pair,
but you'd better treat them gently,
'Cause she's a legionaire!
(Chaos)
5)
My *ss belongs to Rixa,
no matter when or where,
she hits me right upside the head,
that's how she shows she cares,
and you can contradict her,
if you think you've got the hair,
but I am not that stupid,
'cause she's a legionaire!
(Chaos)
6)
Now, Kelsyn does logistics,
The "How", the "When", the "Where"...
She taught us how to tap the keg,
She taught us how to swear,
She organizes carpools,
And even checks the spare,
And she can do it drunk and naked,
'Cause she's a legionaire!
(Chaos)
7)
Our women give you kindness,
They give you loving care.
They get you stinking, sloppy drunk,
and then they strip you bare.
And then they make you do some things,
you might not ever dare.
And you best not try to stop them,
'Cause they're all legionaires!
(Chaos)
8)
Freiman's our musician,
He's the Lord with all the hair,
He is a merry prankster,
there's nothing he won't dare.
He'll write a song about anyone,
especially the Bear,
and he thinks that he's protected,
'Cause he's a legionaire!
(Chaos)
9)
I'm almost never sober,
I haven't got a care,
I'm living in the palace,
Where there's always beer to spare
Now you can keep your "Froggy",
And you can keep your "Bear",
and I will keep the keg on ice,
'Cause I'm a legionaire!
(Chaos)
(repeat Chaos, *louder*)
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