August and Everything After
They say the world is coming to its end
and Jesus Christ will soon walk again
the Bible says that after strife and toil
before He comes, the seas will boil.
A professor of astronomy told me last night
around Jupiter there orbits a satellite
Jupiter has gases; satellite, a plutonium load
and it will crash in August, causing Jupiter to explode
making another sun, then we'll have two
to shelter us from the ice-age, said to be coming too.
But when the ice melts, what will we do?
It's 95 degrees with the sun we've got
double that and we'd be caught
past the 132 degree boiling point
I think I'll just go smoke a joint...