Daring To Pass
I'm heading north of town
and slow in the way of a diddle
behind the spitting big wheels
left, right, and back to middle
no way around Mr. Big
hog of the interstate lanes
thinking how I would love to give
this guy some major ass pains
Sheeze!!! I got places to be, dude
don't mean to be rude
but you need to get the hell out the way!
I ain't up for these games you play
On the verge of destruction, growing bolder
make a move to pass on the shoulder
he almost ditched to keep me behind
back on the road, gather my mind
OKAY BUDDY! I had HAD it then!
time it was to call the troops in
Within a few minutes of my plea
red and blue lights came behind me
I slowly pulled back and let them ahead
threw a thumbs-up when I saw them go
pulled Mr. Big over to the side
and I whizzed on by with a middle-finger-throw
"Justice Served" is painted on my back window
and it goes to show if you mess with the gavel
please do forgive the innuendo...
but you're gonna end up eatin' gravel!