ON FIRE!

I'm on fire here...
someone put me out!
ladies, if you could see this man,
you'd have absolutely no doubt

in your minds that I'm crazy
for not being with him tonight
I'm seriously contemplating this
tempted to go into this flight.

The man's got a tongue ring
and he showed me what he can do
to bring about the wall-climbing
and how he unsticks the glue.

Yes, coming unglued, I am
...turn up the air conditioning!
batten down the hatches here!
build Fort Knox with this partitioning!

If he comes over, I'll turn off
all the lights and hide
if he gets in, I'll run
I have rules which to abide

to give in to this temptation
would be to compromise my soul
however, the first rule when you're on fire
is to stop, drop, and roll!
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