ctual Newspaper Headlines

 
  1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
  2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
  3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
  4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
  5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
  6. Farmer Bill Dies in House
  7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
  8. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
  9. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
  10. Eye Drops off Shelf
  11. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
  12. Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
  13. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
  14. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
  15. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
  16. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
  17. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
  18. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
  19. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
  20. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years at Checkout Counter
  21. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
  22. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `94
  23. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
  24. War Dims Hope for Peace
  25. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
  26. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
  27. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
  28. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
  29. Deer Kill 17,000
  30. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
  31. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
  32. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
  33. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
  34. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
  35. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
  36. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
  37. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
  38. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
  39. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
  40. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
  41. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
  42. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
  43. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
  44. Air Head Fired
  45. Steals Clock, Faces Time
  46. Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
  47. Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
  48. Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
  49. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
  50. Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
  51. Include your Children when Baking Cookies
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