The Clueless CockThe Clueless CockI wasn't involved in this exchange. A friend of mine was contacted by a fellow whom, as you'll see, was quite obnoxious. ryuuzakitfa was kind enough to email this to me so that I could post it. I like the way she scares off the perverts... too bad it didn't work this time.
nipbrothers: hi beautiful
ryuuzakitfa: Um....hi
ryuuzakitfa: Who are you?
nipbrothers: fine dear
nipbrothers: thanks for ansing
ryuuzakitfa: No, WHO are you?
nipbrothers: absoultly fine
ryuuzakitfa: Your name isn't "Absolutely Fine", genius
nipbrothers: sorry me i am nisar
nipbrothers: just i was just looking ur profilo
nipbrothers: ur fantastic
nipbrothers: plz.. ans
nipbrothers: r u busy
BUZZ!!!
ryuuzakitfa: Please don't do that
ryuuzakitfa: It's annoying
nipbrothers: oh sorry
nipbrothers: then chat
ryuuzakitfa: I can't. They only give me an hour online a day at the prison. I finally cracked the code to get porn and you're not going to stop me.
ryuuzakitfa: Unless you wanted to help me out...
nipbrothers: no ..it is not like that.. i want to be a good friend
ryuuzakitfa: Trust me.....after 25 to life in a women's prison, I have enough good friends, I don't need you
nipbrothers: if there is one more
nipbrothers: hi suger
nipbrothers: hello sweety
nipbrothers: ans plzz..
nipbrothers: ;;)
ryuuzakitfa: Sorry, the warden walked by
ryuuzakitfa: I have to be careful what she sees me looking at or I'll NEVER get parole. I've done very bad things.
nipbrothers: no problem..even i want to talk to u
nipbrothers: if u r thing i am going to bug u, ur wrong. i want be ur friend
nipbrothers: but don't break my heart..sweety
nipbrothers:
nipbrothers:
nipbrothers:
ryuuzakitfa: Don't you take a hint?
ryuuzakitfa: I don't get much time online in here, and I'm sure as hell not wasting it on you. I can only say, "You're really annoying and I don't want to talk to you" so many ways.
nipbrothers: tell me why
ryuuzakitfa: Because I I'm trying to "get some work" done right now, if you know what I mean. I'm gonna be in here for a long, long time, so quit pretending I'm your dream girl.
nipbrothers: may be u r
ryuuzakitfa: Maybe I'm not
nipbrothers: nooooooooooo
ryuuzakitfa: Okay, how's this? I'm DEFINITELY not.
nipbrothers: u r
ryuuzakitfa: NO, I'M NOT
nipbrothers: ask to GOD
nipbrothers: yes u r
nipbrothers: eeeeeeeeeee
nipbrothers: can u tell me some thing about LOVE
ryuuzakitfa: Yes.....I know that I sure as hell will never love you. I also know that I have a cellmate named Mad Dog and you'll NEVER measure up to her.
nipbrothers: may be it is not enough
ryuuzakitfa: Maybe it is
ryuuzakitfa: And you should leave me alone
nipbrothers: i can aceept ..y r always in my sweet dreams
ryuuzakitfa: Good god, I hope not
ryuuzakitfa: The thought of you dreaming of me makes my skin crawl....I only like women, the butcher the better!
nipbrothers: do it
ryuuzakitfa: Do what? Mad Dog? I can't, they stuck her in solitary for giving the warden too much lip.
nipbrothers: u don't know u r loving me ...but u can see it..
The facade was wearing thin, as was my patience...
ryuuzakitfa: UGH! You just don't quit, do you?I DON'T LOVE YOU
ryuuzakitfa: YOU'RE A FUCKING ANNOYANCE
ryuuzakitfa: I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU
ryuuzakitfa: AND YOU JUST WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE
nipbrothers: this happens with me every night when u r cloths are out
ryuuzakitfa: EXCUSE ME????
nipbrothers: yes sexy
ryuuzakitfa: Don't call me that!
nipbrothers: ur big boobs .. ur long legs
ryuuzakitfa: Fuck you
ryuuzakitfa: I don't want you looking at, thinking of, or talking about ANY part of my body
nipbrothers: don't be crazy
ryuuzakitfa: I'm not.
ryuuzakitfa: You're a psycho.
ryuuzakitfa: I don't like you and I don't want you to talk to me.
nipbrothers: don't be angery.. this was happen in dreams
ryuuzakitfa: You're an obsessive stalker and you make me sick. You just don't know when to quit. I've made it very clear that I don't want to talk to you.
nipbrothers: take it easy baby
ryuuzakitfa: I've said this several times. Why won't you please stop talking to me?
ryuuzakitfa: Don't call me baby!!!!
ryuuzakitfa: I'm not your baby!!!!
ryuuzakitfa: Leave me alone before I report you!!!!
nipbrothers: i am not going to lick ur pussy
ryuuzakitfa: You sick fucking pervert
nipbrothers: i am just loving u
ryuuzakitfa: YOU ARE NOT
ryuuzakitfa: You're sick and you need help
nipbrothers: i love u
ryuuzakitfa: LEAVE ME ALONE
ryuuzakitfa: YOU DO NOT!!!!!!!
ryuuzakitfa: STOP IMING ME
nipbrothers: yes if u can provide
ryuuzakitfa: I'M NOT PROVIDING YOU WITH A DAMN THING
ryuuzakitfa: I WANT YOU TO GO AWAY
nipbrothers: i can leave u
ryuuzakitfa: PLEASE DO! AND NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN
nipbrothers: i want to have a fuck
ryuuzakitfa: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SICK FUCK
nipbrothers: that will be the fuck of century
nipbrothers: i mean it
ryuuzakitfa: If you message me again, I'm going to report you to the Terms of Service.
nipbrothers: ohhhhhh..
nipbrothers: ok
ryuuzakitfa: Well, there you go, buddy. I'm reporting you for harassment.
nipbrothers: don't be angery
ryuuzakitfa: Too late.
nipbrothers: ok
They then IMed me telling me that they weren't male, they were really "a cute girl like me", and asked if that made me happier. 'Twas then that I closed the IM and began to report them to Yahoo! Abuse. *shrug* Yeah, I guess I could've ignored them at any point, but (a) they'd just harass someone else and that would hang on my conscience, and (b) it's just more fun to post their bullshit and report them to TOS, lol.
Still want to let your kids use chat rooms?
To my knowledge, all these things were said exactly as I show them, I did NOT edit any of them for spelling or grammer.
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