How are you, Julia
How are you, Julia
How are you, Julia
Did you hear about your one?
How are you, Julia
How are you, Julia
How are you, Julia
Did you hear about your one?
Did you see your one with Gabo talking on the Late, Late Show
Telling us about the things that happened long ago
How she loved the bishop and he loved her just as well
Only God knows if he'll go to heaven or to hell
Well, he helped the starving millions and he got them food to eat
And the homeless Irish immigrants left out on the street
When it came to singing, his repertoire was vast
Swore that he'd be celibate, slipped and broke his fast
Mighty, mighty, Lord Almighty
Off with the collar, off with the nightie
Jesus, Mary, and holy Saint Joseph,
The beads are rattling down
Mighty, mighty, Lord Almighty
Off with the collar, off with the nightie
Jesus, Mary, and holy Saint Joseph,
The beads are rattling down
Did you see your one in Galway taking in the church collections
His lover must be busy writing down her recollections
Was it purple, black, or white? Did the truth come out?
I'll have to buy the book myself and find the bugger out
His faithful Irish followers are worried and distraught
But the only thing that's bothering them is the poor man, he got caught
Mighty, mighty, Lord Almighty
Off with the collar, off with the nightie
Jesus, Mary, and holy Saint Joseph,
The beads are rattling down
Mighty, mighty, Lord Almighty
Off with the collar, off with the nightie
Jesus, Mary, and holy Saint Joseph,
The beads are rattling down
Must be ... in the morning, he'd be doing consecration
After night of love and passion and primal fornication
Sitting in the chapel, attending exposition
Dreaming Kama Sutra and his favourite position
Mighty, mighty, Lord Almighty
Off with the collar, off with the nightie
Jesus, Mary, and holy Saint Joseph,
The beads are rattling down
How are you, Julia
How are you, Julia
How are you, Julia
Did you hear about your one?