Rules of GrakkSoc Membership.

You must be put forward by an original member: Harry Cox, Phill Callaway, Steve Worland or Steve Ball.

You should be practising, or have practised, at least one form of combat.

You must spar against at least two other members nominated by either of the two founding members: Phill Callaway or Harry Cox. (This will be semi-contact sparring with pads to observe your ability to fight against different styles of martial arts).

You must be able to quote from Army of Darkness and UHF. This will be tested by an original member.

Remember that Beavis and Butthead, Kuni and Ash are cool, but more importantly that Gillian Anderson, Lucy Lawless and Uma Thurman are exclusive property of founder member Phill Callaway. All Bond Girls are property of Steve Ball.

All lethal weapons used may be hired from founder member Harry Cox. Do bear in mind that he believes that all problems are solved through the possession and correct use of superior weaponry.

Sarcasm is an essential trait, along with the ability to totally devastate any non-member by either verbal or physical action. The verbal aspect will be tested by Steve Worland when he is hyper.

You must have a quote or saying for your membership card which must be authorised by a founding member.

Once a member, any consoles or computers are for communal use. The founder members reserve the right to play at any time and for however long they choose.

Current Member Quotes:

"INHALE, KILL, EXHALE." --- Harry Cox.

"YOU WANT SOME MORE? HUH?" --- Phill Callaway.

"LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME YOU'RE NOT SCARED." --- Steve Worland.

"STOOPID! (WHACK, SMACK, THUD) ...YOU'RE SO STOOPID!" --- Steve Ball.

(All quotes Copyright of GrakkSoc.)