Alabama: Driving the wrong way down a one-way street is legal if a lantern is attached to the front of the vehicle.
Alaska: Pushing a live moose from a moving airplane is illegal.
Arizona: When attacked by a burgler, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon he posseses.
Arkansas: A man may beat his wife only once per month.
California: Piling horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner is illegal.
Colorado: Car dealers may not show cars on Sunday.
Connecticut: Pickles must bounce to be considered a pickle.
Delaware: Flying over a body of water without carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink is illegal.
Florida: Farting after 6pm in a public place on Thursdays is not allowed.
Georgia: It is legal to spit from a truck, but not from a car or bus.
Hawaii: Coins may not be placed in one's ears.
Idaho: It is a crime for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than 50 pounds.
Illinois: The law forbids eating in any establishment that is on fire.
Indiana: One may not enter a movie house or theater or ride a public streetcar within four hours of eating garlic.
Iowa: A man with a mustache may never kiss a woman in public.
Kansas: If two trains meet on the same track, neither may proceed until the other has passed.
Kentucky: Fishing on the OHIO River in KENTUCKY is illegal without an INDIANA fishing license.
Louisiana: It is illegal to shoot a bank teller with a water pistol when robbing a bank.
Maine: You may not step out of plane in flight.
Maryland: A 25 foot satellite dish is legal outside of your house, but an antenna is not.
Massachusetts: Keeping a mule on the second floor of a building outside of the city limits is legal if there are 2 exits.
Michigan: Swearing in front of women and children is illegal.
Minnesota: Men driving motorcycles must be wearing shirts.
Mississippi: You may not drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session.
Missouri: Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.
Montana: SHEEP riding in the cab of a truck require a CHAPERON.
Nebraska: A parent may be arrested if his child burps in church.
Nevada: Driving a camel on a highway is not allowed.
New Hampshire: A person may be fined $150 for 'maintaining the national forest without a permit' if he is caught picking up litter, raking beaches, hauling away trash, etc.
New Jersey: 'Frowning' at a police officer is not allowed.
New Mexico: Females are forbidden from appearing unshaved in public.
New York: Jumping off a building carries the death penalty.
North Carolina: Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.
North Dakota: Shooting Indians on horseback is legal as long as you are in a covered wagon.
Ohio: When passing another car, you must always honk the horn.
Oklahoma: Fish must not be in fishbowls while on a public bus.
Oregon: Whistling underwater is not allowed.
Pennsylvania: All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
Rhode Island: Throwing pickle juice while on a trolley is considered an offense.
South Carolina: Selling alcoholic beverages on Sunday is illegal unless you own a private club.
South Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Tennessee: A woman calling a man for a date is illegal.
Texas: You must have windshield wipers when driving, even if you don't have a windshield.
Utah: NOT drinking milk is illegal.
Vermont: Tying a giraffe to a telephone pole is not allowed.
Virginia: Driving without wearing shoes is illegal.
Washington: Buying mattresses on Sunday is a crime.
West Virgina: Doctors and dentists must have a third person present when placing a woman under anesthesia.
Wisconsin: Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license, while all other cheese making just requires a license (apparently any license will do).
Wyoming: It is illegal to click a picture of a rabbit during June.
France: PIGS may not be addressed as "NAPOLEON."
South Bend, Indiana: MONKEYS may not be made to smoke CIGARETTES.
Israel: NOSE-PICKING is illegal.
Falticeni, Romania: PANTS may not be hung on a BALCONY.
Thailand: When you leave your HOUSE, you must be wearing UNDERWEAR. (I wonder how this is enforced. lol)
