The new
hospital wing

•   The dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
  
•   The allergists voted to scratch it.
  
•   The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.
  
•   The microsurgeons were thinking along the same vein.
  
•   The neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.
  
•   The obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception.
  
•   The ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
  
•   The orthopedists issued a joint resolution.
  
•   The pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
  
•   The pediatricians said, "Grow up."
  
•   The psychiatrists thought it was madness.
  
•   The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
  
•   The radiologists could see right through it.
  
•   The internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow.
  
•   The plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
  
•   The podiatrists thought it was a big step forward.
  
•   The urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
  
•   The anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
  
•   The cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
  
•   And the otologists were deaf to the idea.