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Greetings, Forum-Goers. At last! A look into the mysterious and convoluted world of the Smilies. Not only have I included deep and complex observations about the various facets of Smiley culture, but provided also is access to a multitude of rare and unusual Smilies never before emoted with...

The Alternative Smilies
To use these, just bookmark this page. Whenever you wish to add an alternative Smiley to a post, copy & paste the appropriate UBB tag for that Smiley into your post.

Giant Cannibalistic Smiley- In honor of my hate for the Sarcastic / Skeptical Smiley, I have crafted this beast that enjoys nothing more than eating them by the hundreds. To post; copy and paste:
[IMG]http://people.freenet.de/kyran/munch.gif[/IMG]

Mean Smiley- A sadistic Smiley who delights in inciting conflict and distress (Now available for the first time in the context of a post). To use; copy and paste:
[IMG]http://people.freenet.de/kyran/mean.gif[/IMG]

Broken Smiley- This Smiley has malfunctioned in some fundamental way and will never be the same. To use; copy and paste:
[IMG]http://people.freenet.de/kyran/broken.gif[/IMG]

One-Eyed Smiley- Often mistaken for Garrett's missing eye. To use; copy and paste:
[IMG]http://people.freenet.de/kyran/cyclops.gif[/IMG]

Dead Smiley- This Smiley has died. To use; copy and paste:
[IMG]http://people.freenet.de/kyran/dead.gif[/IMG]

Deadly Smiley- This Smiley has killed. To use; copy and paste:
[IMG]http://people.freenet.de/kyran/deadly.gif[/IMG]

Evil Smiley- This Smiley would be the bane of all that is good and right in the universe... if only he weren't so darn cute! To use; copy and paste:
[IMG]http://people.freenet.de/kyran/evil.gif[/IMG]

Garrett Smiley- A rather mediocre attempt at a Garrett-wielding-a-blackjack Smiley. To use; copy and paste:
[IMG]http://people.freenet.de/kyran/garrett.gif[/IMG]

Nerd Smiley- Always up on the latest hardware, soundcards, drivers, and the like. To use; copy and paste:
[IMG]http://people.freenet.de/kyran/nerd.gif[/IMG]

Pacman Smiley- A Smiley that eats periods To use; copy and paste:
[IMG]http://people.freenet.de/kyran/pacman.gif[/IMG]

Punk Smiley- Straight from the eighties and ready to rock. To use; copy and paste:
[IMG]http://people.freenet.de/kyran/punk.gif[/IMG]

Cool Albino Smiley- Wears shades to hide creepy eyes. To use; copy and paste:
[IMG]http://people.freenet.de/kyran/shadesalbino.gif[/IMG]

Sideways Smiley- Also known as a "naturalist Smiley". To use; copy and paste:
[IMG]http://people.freenet.de/kyran/sideways.gif[/IMG]

Two-Headed Smiley- Also known as a "Siamese Smiley". To use; copy and paste:
[IMG]http://people.freenet.de/kyran/twoheaded.gif[/IMG]

Inverted Smiley- Being round sucks. To use; copy and paste:
[IMG]http://people.freenet.de/kyran/upsidedown.gif[/IMG]


The Standard Forum Smilies

Confused Smiley- This Smiley has no idea what the heck is going on. To use, type:
:confused:

Sad Smiley- This Smiley is downright blue. To use, type:
:(

Embarrassed Smiley- Flushed pink with chagrin, this Smiley is eternally ashamed to be seen in public. To use, type:
:o

Really Happy Smiley- This Smiley is so full of glee he's downright manic. To use, type:
:D

Winking Smiley- A mischeivous Smiley. To use, type:
;)

Tongue Smiley- Frustrated, overwhelmed, thirsty, whatever- take your pick. His tongue hangs out. That's all you need know. To use, type:
:p

Cool Smiley- This Smiley would have slicked back hair and a leather jacket if only he had hair... or a torso. To use, type:
:cool:

Sarcastic / Skeptical Smiley- Perpetually rolling his eyes at you, this Smiley is skeptical, sarcastic, annoying, and I really want to slap him whenever I see him. To use, type:
:rolleyes:

Angry Smiley- This Smiley is just pissed off in general. To use, type:
:mad:

Scared/ Shocked Smiley- This is the only Smiley who has realized that that none of his brethren are anatomically correct. To use, type:
:eek:



The Young And The Faceless (AKA "The Unborn")
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