Full Name: Cassidy Robert Melczak

Name Backwards: Kazclem Trebor Ydissac

Were you names after anyone? Cass Winthorp from some soap opera

Does your name mean anything? Melczak means Son of Mel, while Robert is a Family name.

Nick Name(s): AlEcyler, The Atomic Ninja, Xaod Mynxwak, Son of Mel, The Crazy One, That guy, Hey you, Goggles, and some things I'd care not to repeat.

Screen Name(s): AlEcyler, The Atomic Ninja

Date Of Birth: January 11, 1983

Place of Birth: East Liverpool, Ohio

Nationality: Scandinavian, my last name is polish, I'm told I have a bit of German, and 1/64 Cherokee in me.

Current Location: Approximately an arm's length in front of the computer.

Sign: Biohazard

Height: According to my drivers license 5'10"

Weight: Ummm, no.

Shoe Size: 11 1/2 I think.

Hair color: Brown, although I had some silver stuff in it and that looked pretty cool

Eye color: Brown, with the occasional burst of hazel

Innie or Outie: Both...

Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous? I am officially a righty, but a lot of the things that I do is leftish.

Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other? What exactly is other:

Best friend(s): Toni, Matt, Scott

Best friend you trust more than anyone: Toni

Best friends {your sex}: Scott, and Schomer

Best friends of the Opposite Sex: Toni

Best Bud(s): Matt Simon, David Lipely, Becky

Boyfriend / Girlfriend: Let's not go there...

Crush: I haven't crushed anyone lately....

Parent(s): Gayle and Robert Melczak

Worst Enemy: The evil, vile, blasphemous, cursed, SpyMan

Favorite on-line Guy(s): Barnacle Boy, Paco, several others.

Favorite on-line Girl(s): Levee, Jamie, Ashley

Funniest friend: Schomer

Craziest friend: Toni....

Any sisters: Noperoonie, and I hope it stays like that.

Any brothers: Chris, Mike, John, Ben, Trebor, and I think someone.

Any pets: Cleocatra, the wonder cat.

A Disease: Some would say that...

A Pager: Noperoonie,

A Personal phone line: Not unless you count this one, which only I use.

A Cell phone: Noperoonie. My cells don't have phones.

A Lava lamp: Yes, a quite spiffy one, that I left on for a week straight.

A Pool or hot tub: I have a bathtub and some alka-seltzer.

A Car: Yes, barely, it needs tires rotated, and new brakes, but it starts.

Personality: Kinda like a Disco Ball

Driving: I think it's fine, my instructor would say otherwise.

Car or one you want: Ummm, it's a red station wagon, the paint is chipping, but it has AC.

Room: Messy. It should be changing soon, if my mom ever gets around to buying paint.

Closet: I had a closet, but the door fell off, and now it is the cat's little room.

School: One is falling down, the other is not yet built.

Bed: I sleep in a recliner, what more do you need to know, it's green and a spring is sticking out.

Relationship with your parent(s): Not very active, I tend to hide from them.

Believe in yourself: Now I do, before I wasn't so sure, but I am now me.

Consider yourself a good listener: I am a very good listener, but not a very good responder

Consider yourself a good friend: My friends say I am a good friend, but I say I am a wolf in sheep's clothing

Get Along with your parents: Well, we don't fight, but we don't really talk

Save your e-mail conversations: Yupperoonie, it's easier to blackmail people that way

Pray: Yes, quite often in fact, but not often enough

Believe in reincarnation: What form of reincarnation are we talking about here, I don't exactly subscribe to the Buddhist ideology, but I do believe that I will be reborn

Like to make fun of people: I don't like to, but it happens

Like to talk on the phone: I hate phones, I am not a talkative person, I speak through body language, it's fun really, but not useful over the phone.

Like to dance: Dancing is fun, I'm not good, but I try

Like to drive: I can't stand it,I am hiring a chauffeur

Get motion sickness: I don't get motion sickness, I get overheated and puke, but I don't get motion sickness.

Eat the stems of broccoli: When I eat broccoli, I eat the whole thing.

Eat Chicken fingers with a fork: I eat a lot of things with a fork, but I prefer my fingers, chicken included

Dream in color: I dream in full Technicolor, with every sense rearing and ready to go, it can be quite exhilarating at times.

Type with your fingers on home row: Despite the efforts of my teachers I still don't, but I type good anyway, so there.

Sleep with a stuffed animal: I used to till my mom's evil boyfriend Steve threw them away.

Right next to you: Several perturbed air molecules

On the walls of your room: Lots of stickers, chipped paint, and some mosquito DNA.

On your mouse pad: Some NORVASC thing.

Your dream car: I once dreamt about a really nice red car but that was about it.

Your dream date: The female version of me. That would be scary...

Your dream honeymoon spot: My castle, as soon as I build it.

Your dream husband/wife like: Perfectly complementary to my personality.

Your bedtime: Whenever I darn well feel like it. Around 11:00 lately though

Under your bed: I sleep in a recliner...

The single most important question: Why? followed by How?

Your bad time of the day: Between 6 in the morning, and about 3 in the after noon.

Your worst fear(s): You know what, I don't have any anymore, well, hurting the people I care about.

The weather like? It's quite nice out, I am enjoying it.

The time? 8:07 10-17 PM

The date? July 13, 1999

The best trick you ever played on someone: I don't know, I have done a few good ones. What kind of tricks are we talking about here.

The weirdest food or drink that you like: I like almost any blend of fruit juice....

Your theme song(s): All the different LUNAR theme songs.

The hardest thing about growing up: Dealing with those who aren't

Your funniest experience: Making Senora laugh for about 5 minutes when I acted really stupid during Spanish class

Your scariest moment: When I realize that everything was my fault

The silliest thing you've said: I didn't say anything, but my youth minister said that he saw me sit up on bed, get this really weird look on my face look straight at him and started waving the little finger wave thing. Then he tried to wake me up and I kept saying brain wont work, and it's 12:20 but it wasn't... It was all weird.

The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex? I once wrote a poem and put it in a girls locker, one of the worst mistakes of my life....

The scariest Thing that's ever happened while with your friend(s): Well, once we almost got picked up by a tornado, but that was more fun than anything else.

The worst feeling in the world: When I saw Darth Maul kill my mentor Qui-gon Jinn, and I knew That I couldn't get past that force field, wait that was Obi-wan Kenobi, not me, whoops my bad.

The happiest moment of your life: When I put down my sword and shattered the mirror. (Don't ask, you don't EVEN want to know)

The saddest moment of your life: Each time I hurt one of my dear friends without meaning to, it gets worse each time.

The worst moment of your life: When I realized that it was all my fault, and I could have stopped it if I only I tried harder.

The coolest experience in your life: Looking in the mirror and realizing "Hey that's me there, cool."

Your most humiliating experience: Standing naked in front of everyone I know even my babysitter from when I was like 2, and having everyone laugh at me, wait that was a dream, I hope.......

Your fondest memory of you and your Friends: The period of June 28-July 9

The dumbest thing you ever done: Not fully thought through my words, and underestimated the power of love.

You going to remember about this year: CIY, that was extremely cool.

Your most precious memory: The good 'ole days when I didn't have to worry about anything.

The memory you miss the most: The ones that I forgot.

A song that describes you: Describes my, Walking Contradiction, but the words to One week seem to fit me.

Something you identify with: Hmmm, I don't know anymore.

The most romantic thing a person has ever said to you: You are the nicest, sweetest guy I know.

A place you want to go to (you've never been there): My castle in Waredisite.

Your hobby(s): I am on the computer a lot, I go to church quite often, I do card tricks and I whistle.

Something you do in your spare time: See above answer.

A skill or talent of yours: I can do card tricks, I can whistle quite well, and I am slightly empathic.

The strangest thing to happen in a chat room: I got kicked off the server, I came back on a different server with a different name and saw myself talking.

The thing you want to be remembered for: Me.

The last four digits in your phone number: 9109

You doing tonight: Nothing. Because I don't have to. No one is home 'cept me and my cat.

The thing you actually want to be doing right now: I plead the 5th

The thing You're Picked on Most About: Nothing anymore, I am awesome. (stop laughing)

The first thing you thought of this morning: I don't wanna baby-sit...

A dream that left you in a cold sweat: Can't remember, my dreams aren't usually scary.

Name: Alec Ecyler, Alyxandre D'Sharo

Animal: Cat, or Dragon.

Color: Ultramarine.

Number: 12934246 my ICQ number, although the numbers 13, 69, 420, and 666 are stalking me.

Vacation Spot: Peru

Place to Shop: Me mudder does da shopping

Thing to do on the weekends: Hang out with my friends.

Thing to do during the Summer: Travel, or hide in my house.

Thing to do during the Winter: Run naked through the snow

Thing to do at night: *cough* umm, ahem. Talk, yeah, that's it.

Thing to do during the day: Sleep.

Days of the week: Wednesday

Month of the year: If January wasn't January, then it would be January, but January is January, so I like February, or December.

Time of Year: Anytime it isn't hot.

Season: Late Fall - Early Spring.

Holiday: Saturnalia

Sport: Full contact Coed Naked Mud Chess

Non-sport activity: Sleep, unless you play the way I do....

School Subject: Lunchtime conversations on everything.

Conversation Topic: Religion and females, if you can figure em out, you got it made.

Type Of Music: Anything with rhythm

Radio Station: Ummm Hot 101 by default, I can't think of any others at the moment.

Song: Whoo-boy, I got a lot of those.

Concert you've been to: Jars of Clay, that was pretty cool.

Music Artist: Well, there are several artists, Newsboys, Christopher Lee, Will Smith is half way decent too.

Type of Movie: Dramatic ones are pretty good.

Movie: Dead Poet's Society, and Breakfast Club. Slayers is my Favorite Anime

Sound Track: X-Files the score.

Adam Sandler Flick: That one he wasn't in. Although Big Daddy looks promising.

Actors: Robin Williams, Anthony Michael Hall, Noah Wiley, Nicholas Cage, Sean Connery, Will Smith

Actresses: Sandra Bullock, Julia Roberts, Rosie O'Donnell

TV Show: Babylon 5

Cartoon: Hmmmm, I have so many.

Board Game: Monopoly, Rick, Clue, Keys to the Kingdom

Family Game: I don't know we don't play many family games 'round these parts.

Drink: Anything but milk or water

Soft Drink: Ummm Kool-aide is a soft drink isn't it.

Alcoholic Drink: I have no clue.

Flavor of Snapple: Ummm strawberry lemonade

Food: FRUIT!!!!!

Place to Eat: Right here.

Ice cream Flavor: Superman.

Bubble Gum: Bubble Yum... I don't chew bubble gum that much.

Candy: Jolly Ranchers

Toothpaste: I don't know I don't use toothpaste......

Salad Dressing: Salads are evil....

Smell: *grin* I don't know what exactly it is, but I like it.

Perfume or Cologne: See above answer

Website: mine http://victorian.fortunecity.com/bacon/182/

People to talk to online: Jamie, Levee.

Word: Spiffy

Quote: "What to the caterpillar seems to be the end of the world, is only the beginning for the butterfly."

Thing: *smiles evilly* I plead the 5th

Inside Joke: The cheese stands alone.

Quality in a friend: I define friend as some who you could live a long life with if you two were stuck in a room for the rest of it.

Computer Font: I'm kinda fond of New Times Roman, but on the Macs, Swing rules.

Body part on/in you: It's soft, moist, soft, squishy and gray,

Body part on members of the preferred sex: All the bits that I don't got.

Things to wear to school: You'd know it if you saw it.

Things to sleep in: The skin I got on and nothing else....

Piece of Jewelry: Icthus, my fishy necklace

If you had one wish what would it be? To be able to travel 4th dimensionally.

If you could change your name, what would it be? Alec Ecyler

If there would be one thing about yourself that you could change, what would it be? I want to be me.

If you could turn into any animal, real or imaginary, what would it be? If I started I wouldn't be able to stop.

If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do? Follow people around people with a recorder.

If a movie was made about your life what would it be called? The Twilight Zone.

If this Saturday, you could do ANYTHING you wanted, what would you do? Be with all my friends.

If you could take back one thing you did...what would it be? Nothing. I refuse to take back anything.

If you had a round-trip ride in any time machine, where would you want to go? I'd find myself right before I dies and ask "Was it worth it?"

If you could have any occupation when you are older what would it be and why? I don't know, youth minister, then writer.

If you could meet one person in this world, who would it be? This girl I just met on the internet.

If you could do anything to the person you hated most, what would it be? Smile, and make them think I can do unimaginable things to them, then let them live in paranoia forever.....

If you were to kill someone, which method would you use? Put them in a decompression chamber turn it up all the way, then turn it down, repeat until boredom and extreme bends sets in. Or use plain and simple poison, latent poison, so they have to be my slave or die.

If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be? I don't know, I never considered it.

If you were dying in a week.... What would you do? "Work as if you were going to live forever, love as if you were going to die tomorrow." I think you should live as if you were going to die tomorrow, and love as if the person you love were going to die tomorrow.

If you could go anywhere in the world it would be? I'd visit everyone that I met on the internet.

If you were stranded on an island who would you want to be with? Probably Toni, because I could live a while with her without killing her.

If you won $1,500,000 what would you do with it? Build a castle, put enough away to love on and give all the rest away, I'd keep working, but I'd give all of it away.

If you were in a theater and someone was crying would you laugh? No, is there a reason I should?

If you were a crayon color what would you be? Midnight blue, and Gold and purple mountains majesty will rise again, just you wait....

Answer: a because you can almost always improvise with toilet paper

Answer: Never done either.

Answer: b roaches have a lot of nutritional value

Answer: b because your crush should understand

Answer: b because everyone should know how to dance

Answer: b, milk is horrible

Answer: a I like Gilligan's Island

Red: Blood.

Whip Cream: Pumpkin Pie

Pickles: Goliath from Veggie Tales

Strawberries: Whipped Cream

The Opposite Sex: Yeah baby.

Money: Don't got none, don't want none, but I need a lot.

Tight pants on the opposite sex: I hope those don't rip, then again.....

Ice Cream: Superman Ice-cream rules!

Thunderstorms: Awesome, awe inspiring, and generally just cool.

Ouiji Boards: Satanic games made by your favorite family game company, that's reassuring.

U.S. Military: Close your eyes point to a map and bomb it.

True Love: If you find it, hold on and never, ever, let go. It's going to be one heck of a ride, but it's worth it.

Chain Letters: Don't send em to me and I'm fine.

Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi, although in a taste test I can't tell em apart.

Vanilla or Chocolate? Both of them together, it would be a cake utopia

Croutons or Bacon bits? Bacon bits, croutons scare me.

Light or Dark? I like Light as long is it's not too bright, but dark is fun too.

Day or Night? Night, definitely.

Summer or Winter? Winter, Summer is too hot

Half Empty or Half Full? Half full implies that there is more filling to be done

Boys or Girls? Girls....

Shoes or Sandals? Depends on the weather,

Wider or Not? Wider is better.

Shampoo and Conditioner or just Conditioner? Shampoo

Going for a walk or watching TV? What is on? Actually now that I got my VCR, I'll go for a walk.

Short or Tall? Tall is good, but short is more fun.

Mud wrestling, or Jell-o wrestling? Creamed corn wrestling

In a car, Air Conditioning or Open Windows? Open windows, unless the car has really good air conditioning, or I am having a good hair day.

Drinks with or without ice cubes? Depends on how much drink you get, and who's paying for it. Plus ice in fruit drinks is messy.

One Pillow, Two or Three: When I use pillows the more the merrier, but as I've stated earlier, I sleep in a recliner

Adidas or Nike: Adidas is only the god of competition, Nike is the goddess of victory, who do you think would win in a fight?

Girls, with or without nail polish: Whatever suits them.

Boys, with or without hats: Men without Hats rock. You can dance if you want to.......

Dog or Cat: Cat, cat's rule, and dogs drool

Male or Female: Female

Blue or Purple: Purple

Chocolate or Vanilla: Marble

Toe or Finger: Finger, toes get stuffed in shoes and socks and stuff....

Ear or Eye: Eye, the ears tend to get poked a lot.

Blind or Deaf: Blind, it would be humbling, and definitely put focus into my life.

Pen or pencil: Pen, pens are stylish

Shoe or Socks: Shoe, shoes have more verity

Dancer or singer: Dancer, I can't sing if I tried.

Plumber or trash man: I want to be the trash man from Dilbert, he is cool.

Overly rich and not happy or overly happy and poor: Overly happy and poor, I am halfway there already

Tall or short: Short would be a nice change of pace.

Skinny or Fat: Thin, the politically correct term is thin.

Had sex: Noperoonie, I plan to wait.

Smoked: I has smoking once, but that was because about eighty dollars of fireworks blew up in my face, I was smoking for quite awhile afterwards.

Gotten drunk: Can't remember. I don't think so.

Done anything funny while you were drunk or high: No, but see the question about silliest thing to see what happens when my brain goes wonkley.

Thought you were going to die: No, but there were some times when I thought that I should be dead.

Wanted to Run away: Yeah, I now all I do is retreat into myself.

Shop-lifted: I'm not that strong....

Ran from the cops: Yes, but they weren't chasing me....

Lied to the cops: I don't talk to cops.

Cursed in front of your parent(s): I have cursed, but I haven't cussed

Cursed in front of your teacher(s): See above answer

Flunked a grade: Noperoonie, although it has been threatened several times.

Skipped a grade: That's not allowed, unless your dad is a major influence in school

Murdered someone: If I told you I'd have to kill you.

Been convicted of Committing a crime: Convicted no, I'm just that good.

Been skinny-dipping: I take baths, that's the best you'll get out of me.

Been attacked by a big dog: Probably, but not seriously

Last book you read: There's a Wocket In My Pocket, actually it was something else Too Bad, a short story, by Isaac Asimov, but that is neither a book, nor the book I finished.

Last book you read by choice: See above answer

Last movie you saw: A League Of Their Own

Last movie you saw on the big screen: Tarzan

Last phone number you called: My ISP

Last show you watched on TV: E.R. Now I'm watching a League of Their Own

Last song you heard: Can't remember, I wasn't paying attention.

Last thing you had to drink: A glass of semi-flat Pepsi

Last time you showered: Yesterday, as soon as I'm done with this I'm going to take a shower

Last time you slept: This morning I woke up at about 9 with kids yelling at me.

Last word you said: Bye. (At least I think that was it)

Last thing you ate: Reheated chicken wings.

One Good thing about that person: Nothing (I made this so I can say what I want)

One Bad thing about that person: He is waaaay too full of himself

How does that person smell: Not the best at the moment, he needs a shower

How does that person look: Pretty good if I do say so myself

Is that person wild: Oh yes.

Is that person annoying: Noperoonie, not ever.

Do they look like anyone? He used to look like Steven Segal, then Meatloaf, then he cut his hair....

Future daughter names: Alyson Jamie, Linda Chrystal

Future son names: Alyxandre Lee, David Christian

Any annoying habits? Umm, I never let things be. I over analyze everything.

Any good habits? I shower daily...

Are you too shy to ask someone out? Not really, I just wait for them to move first

Best Advice: Listen that sunscreen song

Best feeling in the world: Winning.

Can you do any thing out of the ordinary in your dreams? I can control my specific gravity, it's quite fun.

Color socks you're wearing: I ain't wearing socks.

How many shoes you own: Ummm 6 - 10 I forget.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Not at first sight, but I believe that things can happen quite quickly

Have you ever been in love? Yes, I do think I have.

Least favorite subject: Match, ugh.

Of The People you Send this To, Who is the Least Likely to respond: Schomer, Schomer will never respond, noooo...

One thing you hope you do before you die: Live.

One thing you wish you could tell the whole world: I'm not really like this.

Right now whom do you want to marry and spend the rest of your life with? I just asked a girl to marry me, but I don't think I could spend my life with her.

The person you admire most: Jesus

Rollercoasters--deadly or exciting? Exciting, but not my kind of exciting.

The Person that Knows the Most About You: God? No one else really knows that much bout me.

Things you collect: Pop cans, don't ask.

What college do you want to go to? Anyone that is good.

What color are the pants you are wearing? I ain't wearing pant's either

What color is your computer desk? It has kinda a woody color to it....

What did you do or what are your plans today &/or weekly goals: I babysat, my plans are to baby-sit, I will baby-sit for the rest of this week. Fortunately when I'm done with that I get the house to meself

What do you do first, Button and Zip, or Zip and Button? Button and Zip.

What do you identify yourself with? Didn't I already answer this one?

What do you like to wear to bed? This one too...

What do you Look for in a Person of the Opposite Sex? That little bit of me in them... (No not that...)

What do you plan to do with your life? Live it the best that I can.

What do you remember most about this year? CIY!

What guy/girl do you want more than anyone else? I don't want anyone, although there are some pretty nice girls out there.

What is the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning? JUST LET ME SLEEP!!!!

What kind of shoes would you be? I don't maybe cross trainers, those are fun.

What was the first thing you thought when you woke up this morning? This has to be like the 3rd time I've answered this...

What would be the first thing you'd change if you ruled the world? I can't tell you, you'd take my idea.

What would make your life complete? *grin* I ain't telling.

What would you do if your friend told you he was gay/lesbian? Nothing, It's happened before.

When was the last time you kissed someone? Does my cat count?

When you meet a person of the preferred sex, what do you notice first? Everything about them.

Where do you see yourself in ten years? I'll be 26, other then that well, I ain't the one to ask.

Which is slower--K or Z? Depends on how you look at it, Z has either finished first or last.

Who are you talking to online at the moment? wonderwomanpez, Levee, and Paul, although they have seemed to fall silent.

Who baby-sits the baby-sitters? Their mom

Would you eat a bowl of live crickets for $40,000? Yes, babysitters are quite tasty

How long did this take you? About 4 hours

How do you feel now that it's done? I feel a deep sense of loss.....