Clear green pastures
Where fresh grass will bloom
The cow is completely unaware
That it is about to go BOOM
 
Cow stands aside, satisfied
All four stomachs rumble
The cow then grows weak
And she begins to stumble
 
Gas vents out
In a violent stream
Much like a vent
Crammed with steam
 
Fire sparks out
The gas blows flame
The cows life now
Can never be the same
 
Have you ever seen
A giant flaming cow?
You should not want to see
Not ever then or now
 
To see a flaming cow is not fun
But I would rather see than be one