4-Way Disco Stop Cock
we decided to up our coolness factor and form a band.
4-Way Disco Stop Cock IS:
cussword!
4WDSC touring the southeastern U.S.
it's a grrl band, so now we're like the coolest.
our music is rad just like us.
our debut album Suburban Legend is doing well in stores - on sale now for eight weeks. we have been too busy to update and tell you that. anyway, the band we're touring with this summer, Yankee Pipe Shakers has just released their second album Too Big For Your Bitches. rush out and get it now!!! not only are these guys talented, they are HOT. you read it here first. you can get this album, and ours at most any music retailer. tell all your friends! before you know it, you'll be hearing us on college radio. you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll brag to your alterna-friends that you heard us on 88.5 before anyone else did!
we have pictures...wanna see?
too bad 'cause we're too lazy to put them up right now. get over it.
Amy B. - rhythm guitar, vocals, drums, synth, harpsichord, cello
Ella C. - vocals, bass, drum machine, magic flute, recorder
Captain Kirk - lead guitar, lead vocals, producer, manager, playmate and friend.
Triangle Man - triangle, harmonica, tambourine, metal trash can lids, 5-gallon plastic buckets
you probably don't believe that we're really in a band and do all of those things. well, you're wrong. out of desperation to communicate to our peers the pain that stems from our god-forsaken perfection, we formed 4-Way Disco Stop Cock. you will soon be able to hear and feel that very pain. you will have the power to take our words, our amazingly well-blended tuneage and make it a backdrop for your pathetic lives. in advance, you are most welcome. we consider ourselves to be humanitarians and don't mind casting a glance down to your level. we can't think of anything more fulfilling. well, nothing other than fiery shots of liquor, pcp, and all things manson.
this summer with Yankee Pipe Shakers
