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this stayed up for an entire 12 hours before i received a note from one of the webmasters. and it actually made me feel bad. that doesn't happen often, so i'm sure it was pms-related. it was a guestbook entry from ryan, author of hell's closet, so i looked around his site a little more and learned three things. one, he's from georgia. two, he's 17 and has a disclaimer at the beginning of his site that says "do not enter if you are under the age of 18". i thought that was really funny. three, he suffers from teen angst and if i was 7 years younger right now, i might have a page very similar to his. the rest of the pages were either outdated [teenagers have places to go, movies to see, hearts to be broken, etc.] or plain silly and not even worth a laugh. i'm searching for pages now that are just wrong. here's the first installment of the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad pages. |

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  • the cast from the rocky horror picture show ate my balls |


  • empty web site
    [a gimmick that could probably be pretty lucrative, i just haven't figured out how yet] |


  • dogbutt noise |


  • the midi archive
    [a list of all the midis one possibly needs] |


  • ron latin's home page
    [you might not learn much about html, but you'll sure as hell learn his name] |


  • cool guy in bombay
    [his motto is "life is like ice cream - enjoy it before it melts" and he likes "cool chillin babes".
    how will this poor guy get lucky in BOMBAY?] |


  • the celebrity vomit page |


  • suggestions would be nice. |

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    real proof that satan exists
    [whatever the hell that means]
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