Why Vegetarians Suck:

  • They are mostly just trying to be cool.
  • They are pasty, white, frail and lethargic.
  • They stink.
  • They act like eating meat is not natural.
  • They turn their noses up when you order meat at a restaurant.
  • They're usually anemic, and unnecessary pill-takers are annoying.
  • They usually wear Birkenstocks.
  • They usually have hairy toes.
  • They usually don't wear deodorant because they think that it's okay to stink.
  • They don't appreciate the Chick-Fil-A ads.
  • They talk too much about cruelty to animals while wearing leather Birkenstocks.
  • They eat tofu and act as if it is as good as a chili cheese dog.
  • They say, "mmmm, this tofu burger with extra bean sprouts tastes like, so good."

  • They usually have green shit in their teeth.
  • They think that the world would be a better place if we had more
    cows and chickens and pigs running around.
  • They want you to think that the world would be a better place
    if we had more cows and chickens and pigs running around.
  • While our theme song is, "I'd like to buy the world a Coke..."
    theirs usually is "I'd like to buy the world an Evian..."
  • You have to grill vegetables for them at a cookout, and on a seperate grill.

  • There is no chance of them catching mad cow disease or a trachinea worm.

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