Why Vegetarians Suck:
They don't eat meat.
They are mostly just trying to be cool.
They are pasty, white, frail and lethargic.
They stink.
They act like eating meat is not natural.
They turn their noses up when you order meat at a restaurant.
They're usually anemic, and unnecessary pill-takers are annoying.
They usually wear Birkenstocks.
They usually have hairy toes.
They usually don't wear deodorant because they think that it's okay to stink.
They don't appreciate the Chick-Fil-A ads.
They talk too much about cruelty to animals while wearing leather Birkenstocks.
They eat tofu and act as if it is as good as a chili cheese dog.
They say, "mmmm, this tofu burger with extra bean sprouts tastes like, so good."
They usually have green shit in their teeth.
They think that the world would be a better place if we had more
cows and chickens and pigs running around.
They want you to think that the world would be a better place
if we had more cows and chickens and pigs running around.
While our theme song is, "I'd like to buy the world a Coke..."
theirs usually is "I'd like to buy the world an Evian..."
You have to grill vegetables for them at a cookout, and on a seperate grill.
There is no chance of them catching mad cow disease or a trachinea worm.
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