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Who are you?

Amy, 24
Cassie, 23

Where are you from?

We are both from Henry County Georgia. Amy is now back home in McDonough, Georgia (also known as the Henry County seat) after a thirteen month stay in Lewisville, Texas. Cassie is now back in Stockbridge, Georgia, where she spent most of her life minus the past year and a half in Austin and Lewisville, respectively.

Henry County, once termed the Mother County,  is by far the best place in the world. Bless its little endearing heart. Located approximately 20 miles south of Atlanta, it is home to the Atlanta Motor Speedway (a venue I have never visited, and frankly don't want to, but it sounds noteworthy), the Annual McDonough Geranium Festival, Eagle's Landing Golf Club, El Puente Mexican Restaurant (the best non-authentic Mexican restaurant in the world).

How do you know each other?

As we both went to high school together at Stockbridge High School, home of many a pregnant student, that is where we met.  However it wasn't until we met again in the Plaza of Georgia State University that we discovered how compatible we were.

Are either of you married and/or mothers of perfect children?

Funny you should ask that because yes - Cassie is married and she and her husband Kirk (who from what I've heard, reminds Cassie of a can of Coke) are parents of the smartest, cutest, sweetest little boy in all of the world named Elliott Bowen. Amy is childless and unmarried. She's ugly and fat though, so leave her alone in her disgusting misery.

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