so i guess i'll offer fragments of truth, but as only i know and see. yes, red roses are lame. but someone cool might like them because her dead father gave her red roses. you never know. and reading faces is an interesting hobby and you should put faith into using it to determine whether the girl you like likes you, too. she raised her eyebrow slightly to the left? she wants you bad. and cologne is fine, but what if your date's ex boyfriend wore the same kind - heaven and jesus christ forbid? actually, that would probably work in your favor more often than not, so you could investigate that further if you're desperate.
see, this is no fun. honestly, most women are retarded and good for very little. if she likes you, it won't matter if you shower her with red roses and bathe in cat urine. they will like you more if you don't call, and/or beat them on a regular basis. and be sure to tell them how stupid and ugly they are so they'll feel as worthless as they are. that way, they'll think you're the best they can do. that's pretty much all the advice you need. you can get most any woman you want, so long as you get her drunk and treat her like the piece of crap that she is.
side note. the women who are worth "dating" won't put up with you. after you've made an ass of yourself, and you've lost them, you'll realize that and you will beat yourself up. then history will repeat itself. eventually you'll learn some sort of lame life lesson, then you'll settle down with one of the others, since all they want from life is to get married and reproduce and you will live miserably ever after.
