Crusty Capers: Funny Loaves

In a bakery lived some loaves of bread, they were very soft, because they had no crust. Half of the loaves were marked with a square on top and the other half the loaves were marked with a circle on top.

They decided to call each other names because they were different. They decided that the loaves marked with a square will be called boys, and the ones marked the a circle will be called girls.

When the bread got big enough, most boy and girl loaves could cuddle and the baker would sometimes give them a new baby loaf, which also had a square or a circle on it. Then they would be called father and mother and have a family.

This is story is about a two teenage loaves, Tim and Bob.

One day Tim met Bob. They became best friends and went to the movies other fun places.

They used to spend all their free time together. Everyone got to know that they were real pals.

One day, they went camping. Tim said he was stronger than Bob, but Bob said he was. They decided to wrestle to see who was the strongest.

They wrestled, first Tim was on top then Bob, it was lots of fun.

After a while the boys felt funny, they didn't know why but it felt good rubbing each other's body.

They stopped and talked to each other about the funny sensation that they were getting. They decided to see what felt the best.

After the camp they continued touching each other, it was such a nice feeling. There friendship grew even deeper.

Their parents were happy that they were friends. But one day Tim's mother saw them touching each other. She was confused, wondering why they preferred to touch each other rather than touching girl loaves.

She asked his father, he became very angry.

His father told Tim how terrible it was, that it was just as evil as killing someone. His father started to get a thick crust.

Tim felt very guilty, because he always tried to be good. But now he had been told he had done such a terrible thing. Tim started to get a crust, which grew very thick.

He told Bob he didn't like him anymore. Bob was confused, he couldn't understand what he had done to upset him, and they were such good friends.

Tim was very unhappy and lonely.

The baker was passing one day and noticed that Tim had a crust. He asked Tim "when did you get that crust". Tim replied "when I got in trouble for doing a very evil thing". "What was that" the Baker asked. "Bob and I liked touching each other's body" Tim replied.

The baker was puzzled "who told you that it was evil" he said. Tim replied "my father". The baker said "were you hurting anyone", Tim replied "no".

The baker looked at the square on top of Tim's loaf, it was different to most boy loaves. The baker said "you're a special loaf, unlike most loaves, you were made to like to touch boys more than girls". The baker continued "Your father doesn't understand that some loaves are different to others".

Tim smiled and said "I knew I wasn't doing anything wrong deep down in my heart". The baker smiled and waved goodbye.

Tim's crust fell straight off, and apologized to Bob. Once again they were best friends, happy and care free.