1 What dire offence from am'rous causes springs,
2 What mighty contests rise from trivial things,
3 I sing--This verse to Caryl, Muse! is due:
4 This, ev'n Belinda may vouchsafe to view:
5 Slight is the subject, but not so the praise,
6 If she inspire, and he approve my lays.
7 Say what strange motive, Goddess! could compel
8 A well-bred lord t' assault a gentle belle?
9 O say what stranger cause, yet unexplor'd,
10 Could make a gentle belle reject a lord?
11 In tasks so bold, can little men engage,
12 And in soft bosoms dwells such mighty rage?
13 Sol thro' white curtains shot a tim'rous ray,
14 And op'd those eyes that must eclipse the day;
15 Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
16 And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake:
17 Thrice rung the bell, the slipper knock'd the ground,
18 And the press'd watch return'd a silver sound.
19 Belinda still her downy pillow press'd,
20 Her guardian sylph prolong'd the balmy rest:
21 'Twas he had summon'd to her silent bed
22 The morning dream that hover'd o'er her head;
23 A youth more glitt'ring than a birthnight beau,
24 (That ev'n in slumber caus'd her cheek to glow)
25 Seem'd to her ear his winning lips to lay,
26 And thus in whispers said, or seem'd to say.
27 "Fairest of mortals, thou distinguish'd care
28 Of thousand bright inhabitants of air!
29 If e'er one vision touch'd thy infant thought,
30 Of all the nurse and all the priest have taught,
31 Of airy elves by moonlight shadows seen,
32 The silver token, and the circled green,
33 Or virgins visited by angel pow'rs,
34 With golden crowns and wreaths of heav'nly flow'rs,
35 Hear and believe! thy own importance know,
36 Nor bound thy narrow views to things below.
37 Some secret truths from learned pride conceal'd,
38 To maids alone and children are reveal'd:
39 What tho' no credit doubting wits may give?
40 The fair and innocent shall still believe.
41 Know then, unnumber'd spirits round thee fly,
42 The light militia of the lower sky;
43 These, though unseen, are ever on theg,
44 Hang o'er the box, and hover round the Ring.
45 Think what an equipage thou hast in air,
46 And view with scorn two pages and a chair.
47 As now your own, our beings were of old,
48 And once inclos'd in woman's beauteous mould;
49 Thence, by a soft transition, we repair
50 From earthly vehicles to these of air.
51 Think not, when woman's transient breath is fled,
52 That all her vanities at once are dead;
53 Succeeding vanities she still regards,
54 And tho' she plays no more, o'erlooks the cards.
55 Her joy in gilded chariots, when alive,
56 And love of ombre, after death survive.
57 For when the fair in all their pride expire,
58 To their first elements their souls retire:
59 The sprites of fiery termagants in flame
60 Mount up, and take a Salamander's name.
61 Soft yielding minds to water glide away,
62 And sip with Nymphs, their elemental tea.
63 The graver prude sinks downward to a Gnome,
64 In search of mischief still on earth to roam.
65 The light coquettes in Sylphs aloft repair,
66 And sport and flutter in the fields of air.
67 Know further yet; whoever fair and chaste
68 Rejects mankind, is by some sylph embrac'd:
69 For spirits, freed from mortal laws, with ease
70 Assume what sexes and what shapes they please.
71 What guards the purity of melting maids,
72 In courtly balls, and midnight masquerades,
73 Safe from the treach'rous friend, the daring spark,
74 The glance by day, the whisper in the dark,
75 When kind occasion prompts their warm desires,
76 When music softens, and when dancing fires?
77 'Tis but their sylph, the wise celestials know,
78 Though honour is the word with men below.
79 Some nymphs there are, too conscious of their face,
80 For life predestin'd to the gnomes' embrace.
81 These swell their prospects and exalt their pride,
82 When offers are disdain'd, and love denied:
83 Then gay ideas crowd the vacant brain,
84 While peers, and dukes, and all their sweeping train,
85 And garters, stars, and coronets appear,
86 And in soft sounds 'Your Grace' salutes their ear.
87 'Tis these that early taint the female soul,
88 Instruct the eyes of young coquettes to roll,
89 Teach infant cheeks a bidden blush to know,
90 And little hearts to flutter at a beau.
91 Oft, when the world imagine women stray,
92 The Sylphs through mystic mazes guide their way,
93 Thro' all the giddy circle they pursue,
94 And old impertinence expel by new.
95 What tender maid but must a victim fall
96 To one man's treat, but for another's ball?
97 When Florio speaks, what virgin could withstand,
98 If gentle Damon did not squeeze her hand?
99 With varying vanities, from ev'ry part,
100 They shift the moving toyshop of their heart;
101 Where wigs with wigs, with sword-knots sword-knots strive,
102 Beaux banish beaux, and coaches coaches drive.
103 This erring mortals levity may call,
104 Oh blind to truth! the Sylphs contrive it all.
105 Of these am I, who thy protection claim,
106 A watchful sprite, and Ariel is my name.
107 Late, as I rang'd the crystal wilds of air,
108 In the clear mirror of thy ruling star
109 I saw, alas! some dread event impend,
110 Ere to the main this morning sun descend,
111 But Heav'n reveals not what, or how, or where:
112 Warn'd by the Sylph, oh pious maid, beware!
113 This to disclose is all thy guardian can.
114 Beware of all, but most beware of man!"
115 He said; when Shock, who thought she slept too long,
116 Leap'd up, and wak'd his mistress with his tongue.
117 'Twas then, Belinda, if report say true,
118 Thy eyes first open'd on a billet-doux;
119 Wounds, charms, and ardors were no sooner read,
120 But all the vision vanish'd from thy head.
121 And now, unveil'd, the toilet stands display'd,
122 Each silver vase in mystic order laid.
123 First, rob'd in white, the nymph intent adores
124 With head uncover'd, the cosmetic pow'rs.
125 A heav'nly image in the glass appears,
126 To that she bends, to that her eyes she rears;
127 Th' inferior priestess, at her altar's side,
128 Trembling, begins the sacred rites of pride.
129 Unnumber'd treasures ope at once, and here
130 The various off'rings of the world appear;
131 From each she nicely culls with curious toil,
132 And decks the goddess with the glitt'ring spoil.
133 This casket India's glowing gems unlocks,
134 And all Arabia breathes from yonder box.
135 The tortoise here and elephant unite,
136 Transform'd to combs, the speckled and the white.
137 Here files of pins extend their shining rows,
138 Puffs, powders, patches, bibles, billet-doux.
139 Now awful beauty puts on all its arms;
140 The fair each moment rises in her charms,
141 Repairs her smiles, awakens ev'ry grace,
142 And calls forth all the wonders of her face;
143 Sees by degrees a purer blush arise,
144 And keener lightnings quicken in her eyes.
145 The busy Sylphs surround their darling care;
146 These set the head, and those divide the hair,
147 Some fold the sleeve, whilst others plait the gown;
148 And Betty's prais'd for labours not her own.
To Mrs. Arabella Fermor
Madam,
It will be in vain to deny that I have some regard for this piece, since I dedicate it to You. Yet you may bear me witness, it was intended only to divert a few young Ladies, who have good sense and good humour enough to laugh not only at their sex's little unguarded follies, but at their own. But as it was communicated with the air of a secret, it soon found its way into the world. An imperfect copy having been offered to a Bookseller, you had the good nature for my sake to consent to the publication of one more correct: This I was forced to, before I had executed half my design, for the Machinery was entirely wanting to complete it.The Machinery, Madam, is a term invented by the Critics, to signify that part which the Deities, Angels, or Dæmons are made to act in a poem: For the ancient poets are in one respect like many modern ladies: let an action be never so trivial in itself, they always make it appear of the utmost importance. These Machines I determined to raise on a very new and odd foundation, the Rosicrucian doctrine of Spirits.
I know how disagreeable it is to make use of hard words before a lady; but 'tis so much the concern of a poet to have his works understood and particularly by your sex, that you must give me leave to explain two or three difficult terms.
The Rosicrucians are a people I must bring you acquainted with. The best account I know of them is in a French book called Le Comte de Gabalis, which both in its title and size is so like a novel, that many of the fair sex have read it for one by mistake. According to these gentlemen, the four elements are inhabited by spirits, which they call Sylphs, Gnomes, Nymphs, and Salamanders. The Gnomes or Dæmons of Earth delight in mischief; but the Sylphs, whose habitation is in the air, are the best-conditioned creatures imaginable. For they say, any mortals may enjoy the most intimate familiarities with these gentle spirits, upon a condition very easy to all true adepts, an inviolate preservation of Chastity.
As to the following Cantos, all the passages of them are as fabulous as the Vision at the beginning or the Transformation at the end; (except the loss of your Hair, which I always mention with reverence). The human persons are as fictitious as the airy ones, and the character of Belinda, as it is now managed, resembles you in nothing but in Beauty.
If this poem had as many graces as there are in your person, or in your mind, yet I could never hope it should pass through the world half so uncensured as you have done. But let its fortune be what it will, mine is happy enough, to have given me this occasion of assuring you that I am, with the truest esteem,
Madam,
Your most obedient, Humble Servant,
A. Pope