Tomoyuki Tanaka - 03/28/00 11:57:48
My URL:http://www.japanesemysterygents.com
My Email:Osakaboys@Kaiju-go.com
sushi means: Watashi wa nihongo o benkyo shite imasu.
a google is less than: Cosmo no kuchi wa junin made hairemasu.
my favourite enzyme: Boku wa sake o nomu.
I was purple when: to much Umeboshi!!
favorite mammal: Hot spring monkeys up on mt. Fugi!!
reptile (avian inclulded): Haruo Nakajima and Kenpachiro Satauma

Comments:
Boku no heya ni wa takusan kaiju no omocha ga aru. Watashi wa nihongo to eigo o hanasu. Is your japanese up to the test!! To figure out the mystery of the OSAKABOY'S...... ;) Arashi wo saite kumo kireba Kagaku Nimpo Hinotori da!!!!!!! :)

Ragnarok The Great - 02/23/00 05:42:05
My URL:http://(?)
My Email:ragnarok_prime@yahoo.com
sushi means: Someone's been doing the Horizontal Mombo in the fishing net again!!
a google is less than: a gaggle of geese?
my favourite enzyme: By the Hoary Hosts of Haggoth...I love em all!!
I was purple when: caught doing the Horizontal Mambo with the little ol wine makers daughter while swimming in one of the little ol winemakers vats. (Damn near drowned that day!)
favorite mammal: MAN!
reptile (avian inclulded): Archaeopteryx

Comments:
I may just move here and retire! Great place but it needs MORE NUDITY!!! Preferribly women...(I know...I'm a sexist bastard...but only esthetically!!) (R)

Sorry, but this is geocities, and they could kick me out for that. You can look at this, but promise not to tell...

floopie - 01/14/00 11:24:53
My URL:http://www.myassisnumb.com
My Email:luna@melon.org
sushi means: sashay! only, it's vertically
a google is less than: a giggle
my favourite enzyme: they are all equally adored
I was purple when: when i have not been purple?
favorite mammal: toothpaste
reptile (avian inclulded): polyester

Comments:
good evening frances. insomnia has taken over, and i wonder... could this be the day my eyes stop lying?

Lija, princess of the-land-not-yet-created - 12/25/99 15:39:33
My URL:http://nothing yet but thinking about it
My Email:trickyutopia@hotmail.com
sushi means: Sue, she is....
I was purple when: I was Proffessor Plum, in the study, with the lead pipe
favorite mammal: polar bear
reptile (avian inclulded): salamander

Comments:
Wonderful web page! (found the link in hippyland) Fascinating stories! Pointless questions in the Guest Book section!

mad rambler - 12/21/99 23:42:19
My Email:madrambler@hipplanet.com
sushi means: I believe sushi is siberian for "man with many tongues" but I could be wrong...
a google is less than: or equal to 100million
my favourite enzyme: the ones that don't bite!!
I was purple when: that damn fat skier wasn't looking where he was going....dumb bastard
favorite mammal: the ones that taste like chicken
reptile (avian inclulded): the ones that don't taste like chicken

Comments:
hey dude; cool site, I love your posts at hippy dot com you rawk, continue freakin' out squares man!!!!

Rogee - 12/20/99 01:33:15
My URL:http://outer space
My Email:Rogeee@aol.com
sushi means: I thought I smelled fish
a google is less than: a dollar
my favourite enzyme: is female
I was purple when: I was hazin'
favorite mammal: woman
reptile (avian inclulded): Barney?

Comments:
you have quite an imagination! awesome site, however, to rid ones self of an evil potato...make him a french fry...and drown him in ketchup.

Itza Shaka - 11/16/99 14:38:32
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/TelevisionCity/Lot/5075
My Email:larespo@aol.com
sushi means: I don't get it from the water, I don't get it from the air, I don't wear it on my shirt sleeve, still the people stop and stare, I don't get it from a pot of pork nd beans.............But slap me with some raw fish and I get the sushi means.
a google is less than: But no more than.
my favourite enzyme: free radicals
I was purple when: purple wasn't cool
favorite mammal: Oy moy Mammal, to me she was so wonderful!
reptile (avian inclulded): Any raptor, like I like east coast raptors as opposed to LA raptors like cool moe dee and stuff.

Comments:
How can I know your comments? I have trouble enough keeping my own. I took a shower one day and almost washed them all down the drain. I left them on the counter at a convenience store and was only able to retrieve them because no=one believed them to e of any value. In fact, the guy behind the counter almost threw them in the trash.

Ogrinp Morf Wollish - 07/04/99 04:27:51
My URL:http://www.jerkcity.com
My Email:tuth@verg.com
sushi means: a good night's shag
my favourite enzyme: bartholemewse
I was purple when: i was born
favorite mammal: morlock
reptile (avian inclulded): hump back 2 toed weasel puller

Comments:
opening tonight: the time ronny wet his bed and found out the general radius of convergence of a p-series. that's a pee joke. it's not a very good one. it's certainly not a "standing ovation", "bravo, bravo", "sides split", "wet my pants" sorta joke. oh s it, there's another bad pee joke. I must really be into pee jokes tonight.

doogswaggle the loquatious - 07/02/99 04:58:54
My URL:http://pookypu.moosh
My Email:doogswaggle@pookypu.moosh
sushi means: queer
a google is less than: a squatmonsh
my favourite enzyme: rubp!
I was purple when: I went to the parade.
favorite mammal: you!
reptile (avian inclulded): me!

Comments:
Doorg argle boosh smat. Watr mein hat florsh pein dralbert korko arg, ponish dokk morf.

01/14/99 06:05:35

My URL: Visit Me

Comments: NICE WEBSITE

01/10/99 18:45:22

Name: Vivian Lee My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me Favourite paradox: 71-old high school crush Favourite irony: the phrase "act natural" Why I want to look like Kurt Godel: I do?! Why I don't look like Erwin Schrodinger: heck I'm Asian that's why Today I did something new!: made paper turtles When I'm not so regular, I: have a self conversation loaded with arguements too

Comments: WOW great job very YOU keep it up

12/11/98 08:45:49

Name: Dill Herardo My URL: Visit Me Favourite paradox: 23--it's very digital Favourite irony: cigarettes named after conquered countries Why I want to look like Kurt Godel: So I don't have to sign my own guestbook. Why I don't look like Erwin Schrodinger: Because everybody loves me! Today I did something new!: Conquered the red planet. When I'm not so regular, I: sign my own guestbook.

Comments: Wowie zowie, Cosmo Bimbo, your guestbook is just keen! I bet alot of people sign it! Not like me, I have to sign my own!

10/27/98 10:26:09

Name: Bad Bunny	My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Just surfing. Thanks.

10/20/98 05:36:44

Name: Bobbopper@WebTv.net My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me Favourite number: 1156 Ashland St Favourite irony: So Greensburg Why I want to look like Kurt Godel: Pa Why I don't look like Erwin Schrodinger: 724-837-3297 Today I did something new!: call When I'm not so regular, I: e-mail me

Comments: Hi my name is Bob and I live in Greensburg Pa thats 30 miles east of Pittsburg Pa.I need you to make house calls weekly or you can stay at my home for free for vavors call me 724-837-3297 or E-Mail Bobbopper@WebTv.net Bye BOB *CB sez* "What the heck's a 'vavor'?"

10/01/98 04:24:09

Name: The Happy Wanderer My URL: Visit Me Favourite number: pi, it's so squared Favourite irony: hemoglobin Why I want to look like Kurt Godel: First man to bring anorexia to the genius-set Why I don't look like Erwin Schrodinger: always a puffin Today I did something new!: whistled while whizzing When I'm not so regular, I: Polka with a Vengance!

Comments: I am...well, you know who I am. And, well, as I go, I love to sing, my knapsack on my back. Valerieeeeee! Valeraaaaaah! Valerieeeeee! Valerah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, Valerieeeeee...

Cindy - 09/26/98 00:20:01 My URL:http://www.zecrets.com/users/cindy My Email:cinth@usa.net comment: Nice page.... please come visit my site :-) Thanks, Cindy

Comments:

09/15/98 01:56:52

Name: James My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me Favourite number: e, the natural base....it's so damn useful and it's definition is independent of human mathematical history. Favourite irony: Without the second law of thermodynamics life is impossible! Why I want to look like Kurt Godel: This is as yet an unproven proposition. Why I don't look like Erwin Schrodinger: Keep observing, I may on occasion. When I'm not so regular, I: tend to be exceptional.

Comments: 1. Most viscious arguments I see (or get into) involve either two people using the same word(s) to mean entirely different things, or two people with totally different epistimologies and hence unable to even cosider the other's point of view. 2. Joy and Dispare are not states of being to acheive or avoid, they are the bitter and sweet flavors of living. 3. Life is not just poetry it's bad poetry. We rarely ever say just the right things or do just the right things...but every once in a while we get it right just for a moment and those are the nuggets of gold we find in the muddy stream. 4. If you want to understand quantum physics you have to realize that the fundamental question is not "What is?" but "What's happening?".

09/12/98 16:33:07

Name: anya My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me Favourite number: 21. don't know why Favourite irony: most people think they are sane Why I want to look like Kurt Godel: i want the muscles Why I don't look like Erwin Schrodinger: not cute enough Today I did something new!: I woke some very sleepy people up, and now they are conspiring to wake me up at 6am tomorrow. When I'm not so regular, I: I want to maim people, not just kill them.

Comments: I am doing this under duress, and I am not responsible for the spelling if there are any mistakes. A cat woke me up today, take it any way you want to.

08/15/98 21:55:30

Name: queer mokey My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me Favourite number: 5. cause it's 5. Favourite irony: milk in a plastic bag. Why I want to look like Kurt Godel: cause his head is smaller. Why I don't look like Erwin Schrodinger: cause my head is bigger. Today I did something new!: learn html When I'm not so regular, I: drink metamusicel & read the bible.

Comments: cracky!

08/13/98 23:08:08

Name: Marge Simpson My URL: Visit Me Why I want to look like Kurt Godel: First, I would have to want to be a man, and then I would really like to have that hairline!! Why I don't look like Erwin Schrodinger: That hair. Mine is soooo much nicer! Today I did something new!: I ripped off a parking lot cash machine! HA! When I'm not so regular, I: Overdose on Vitamin C.

Comments: So, this is what you do when you aren't baking crackers or donuts, writing a paper on bowel movements and slaving around at work? Wow, that blue on black.....Good luck in Toronto!

08/12/98 14:53:52

Name: Jay Kim My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me Favourite paradox: non

Comments: hi francis! i was here. how are you? i think you are really looking forwad to go to school this fall. i hope you enjoy your school life. sometime contact me. bye~

08/10/98 16:27:36

Name: Sausage, Syl E.

Comments: in the Main they are Desserts, but not just........disproportionate apportionments - justice DESERTED in fact.....judiciousness at least.........................................................................though perhaps only wedding cake requires a j stice of the piece~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~of course, i speak ingest

08/10/98 02:28:32

Name: john b My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me Favourite irony: none Why I want to look like Kurt Godel: don't Why I don't look like Erwin Schrodinger: ????? Today I did something new!: no When I'm not so regular, I: ??

Comments: you can go to my site and click the pennyweb banner and get free banner to put on your page and every time someone clicks on it you get $$!!!

08/04/98 01:51:57

Name: Devourer My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me Favourite paradox: understanding women Favourite irony: still smelling those fingers Why I want to look like Kurt Godel: "God" nuff said Why I don't look like Erwin Schrodinger: my SCHLONG IS BIGGER! YAY! Today I did something new!: eat Lilydale Chicken Strips When I'm not so regular, I: get perverted with deli girls

Comments: A BONER is when you get a large errection. It can also mean that something is very good or makes you feel very happy, even when it doesn't necissarily give you a boner. ei: "This tune is boner!", "That touchdown pass was boner!" Everyone should incorp rate one new word into their vocabulary a day. Use the word BONER, it'll be good for you.

08/04/98 01:47:19

Name: Devourer My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me Favourite paradox: my woman! Favourite irony: love Why I want to look like Kurt Godel: blah Why I don't look like Erwin Schrodinger: blah Today I did something new!: winked When I'm not so regular, I: I long for my woman

Comments: My greatest dilema is simple. I have a girlfriend who i love more then anyone in the world. I would do anything for her within my means, including marry her and move to some 3rd world country. She is my all and everything. However I painfully have to atch her go away for 8 months of every year. It breaks my heart when she goes. I always know we will be together. But the pain sometimes is just to great, and the patience is death.

08/03/98 06:10:36

Name: Dan My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me Favourite paradox: dodge ram Favourite irony: dramatic Why I want to look like Kurt Godel: I don't know Why I don't look like Erwin Schrodinger: genetics, odds Today I did something new!: read blue on black When I'm not so regular, I: rejoice

Comments: Hi capital F. try out a spirogram! Decode this - you will need the code word, "population" uhdpwr6u¬r®bir8ejupz5 w®mw|¨y4tl2j-®u|u1e©o lx* 2uqvf0t9ªyz{vondh ©K~¬~onc|sgk|b-83fqh8 gªutxtgvi©z}p,o¥|h¨hJ st ®¥cwixt7¬wxsv§hmJ7 ikohkumxtu|-xehxs©jvz |ofk§§tk«{qke#rq©|*|- sjv§s

08/02/98 14:12:56

Name: heron9 My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me Favourite paradox: zippity do dah Favourite irony: magnetism & flesh Why I want to look like Kurt Godel: why anybody ??? Why I don't look like Erwin Schrodinger: why not, any BODY ! Today I did something new!: viewed your page... lost my own... When I'm not so regular, I: vomit

Comments: Flirting with a certain Nature.... When Sweets are young, they're like blossoms in the trees - while Sours are like Honeybees buzzing in the breeze: But as Bees grow and stretch their wings, the Sweets grow into fruitful things - like apples dangling in the trees: as wee Bees turn in to ossums - climbing through the leaves and taking chances, ravaging the fruit between the branches; til Sweet and Sour Possupples evolve - like you and me and he and she revolve in every other, universal Possibili - "ty", "T", "tea", and "tee"-off... we dri e to play our fun and games in choosing names for all we see and do to have - 'stead of thinking. Careless blinking - caring more for things than winkings... and I send my winks to you. In a perfect vacuum... it is devoid of matter. The universe is not a perfect vacuum. It has much junk floating around in it, where has it been violated from ??? liked your page, Mike (heron9)

08/02/98 14:07:02

Name: heron9 My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me Favourite paradox: zippity do dah Favourite irony: magnetism & flesh Why I want to look like Kurt Godel: why anybody ??? Why I don't look like Erwin Schrodinger: why not, any BODY ! Today I did something new!: viewed your page... lost my own... When I'm not so regular, I: vomit

Comments: Flirting with a certain Nature.... When Sweets are young, they're like blossoms in the trees - while Sours are like Honeybees buzzing in the breeze: But as Bees grow and stretch their wings, the Sweets grow into fruitful things - like apples dangling in the trees: as wee Bees turn in to ossums - climbing through the leaves and taking chances, ravaging the fruit between the branches; til Sweet and Sour Possupples evolve - like you and me and he and she revolve in every other, universal Possibili - "ty", "T", "tea", and "tee"-off... we dri e to play our fun and games in choosing names for all we see and do to have - 'stead of thinking. Careless blinking - caring more for things than winkings... and I send my winks to you. In a perfect vacuum... it is devoid of matter. The universe is not a perfect vacuum. It has much junk floating around in it, where has it been violated from ??? liked your page, Mike (heron9)

08/01/98 22:44:10

Name: Big Jeff Beattie My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me Favourite irony: endurance athletes have among the highest incidence of upper respiratory tract infections When I'm not so regular, I: supersize it !!!

Comments: Hi Frances, Its Jeff Beattie, Good web site, I am envious. :) :) :)

07/31/98 15:06:28

Name: wildchild My URL: Visit Me Favourite irony: I met one of the most smartest, sexiest, fun girl to hang with in my life!!! Why I want to look like Kurt Godel: I don't I'm gorgeous Why I don't look like Erwin Schrodinger: Like I said I'm gorgeous Today I did something new!: I put my dishes away When I'm not so regular, I: I talk to the guy below me.

Comments: Did I mention that we are gorgeous?

07/28/98 05:30:08

Name: bill (html teacher...laugh) My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me Favourite paradox: platypus.....'nuff said Favourite irony: god is alah is zeus, but they all hate each other...argh Why I want to look like Kurt Godel: cause i am not kurt godel (?) Why I don't look like Erwin Schrodinger: because I have no idea who that is Today I did something new!: i signed someones guest book When I'm not so regular, I: eat a lot of bran

Comments:

07/28/98 02:47:00

Name: Cody My URL: Visit Me Favourite paradox: I don't know. Think about it. Favourite irony: Buying lots of toilet paper and forgetting to bring it into the bathroom, getting stuck in there as a result... Why I want to look like Kurt Godel: I don't wanna look like him. Why I don't look like Erwin Schrodinger: Because I comb my hair. Today I did something new!: I wiped my butt with my hand. When I'm not so regular, I: Eat some bran flakes and hope for the best. Then I get my hand all ready...

Comments: I don't know. I dunno.

07/24/98 05:22:37

Name: Stunned My URL: Visit Me Favourite paradox: I am in awe. Favourite irony: I can be this mystified. Why I want to look like Kurt Godel: Wow. Why I don't look like Erwin Schrodinger: Wow. Today I did something new!: Wow! When I'm not so regular, I: WOW!

Comments: Wow, what can I say?

07/23/98 22:02:23

My URL: Visit Me

Comments: Frances, I'm not sure what to make of this site. Tony

07/23/98 05:18:16

Name: Devourer My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me Favourite paradox: Tits, Clits, Slits and Lips! Favourite irony: Smelling my fingers in front of my girlfriend after finger sex without intentionally knowing about it. Why I want to look like Kurt Godel: He has God in his name which is me. Why I don't look like Erwin Schrodinger: He has ding in his name which is not me. Today I did something new!: I cut buttertart bars with the saw! When I'm not so regular, I: French kiss the wall.

Comments: My name is Sam and I sell lightbulbs. One day I hope to rid myself of this awful wheelchair so I can drink my own orange juice, and so I can sell batteries instead of lightbulbs. After all I do like mango's, almost as much as sex. Not that I get much w th this stupid wheelchair. My name is Sam and I sell lightbulbs.

07/20/98 23:59:41

Name: Guardianofsouls My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me Favourite paradox: who are you? Favourite irony: How did you find my page? Why I want to look like Kurt Godel: I don't, personally Why I don't look like Erwin Schrodinger: I do, personally Today I did something new!: good for you When I'm not so regular, I: WHO ARE YOU?

Comments: I don't know who you are! Where did you hear about my page? Who are you?

07/20/98 04:38:13

Name: Her Muscly Hindness My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me Favourite paradox: The one with the cat. Favourite irony: I wanted it to be profound, but I forgot. Why I want to look like Kurt Godel: 'Cause he the man! Why I don't look like Erwin Schrodinger: Are you dumb? Didn't I just say I looked like friggin' Kurt Godel? Today I did something new!: Stooped down to speak to a commoner. When I'm not so regular, I: Deal with it.

Comments: Oh my God (note the self-reference)! CB, darling, your page is simply the greatest! I would almost go so far as to say that your greatness is somewhat less than a far cry from my own! You go!