Oh boy! My boyfriend and every ruminant with internet access has one of these, so why don't I? As they say in Turbanistan, "Let's get this monkey on the wagon!"
March 6, 2000
Hello, are you actually reading this stupid thing?
March 16, 2000
I just changed my main page to something really stupid.
I have officially concluded that these online journals are dumb. I don't suspect that anyone cares if I got pissed off at the coffee shop girl this morning.
March 17, 2000
Yay! Look at me! I'm writing in my journal!
I don't like beer.
March 18, 2000
This is something that not too many people know about me.
When I was five, my friend and I were being clever and I shoved two little after dinner mints up my nose (one in each nostril). They would come out fairly easily, but one time they got stuck!
I ran home, and my mom was panicking. She was on the phone to the ambulance (it wasn't that serious) and heard, "Swormp! ---Mommy, it's okay!"
I SWALLOWED THEM THROUGH MY NOSE!
I swear this is a true story!
March 23, 2000
Robogoat ate the volcano today. It didn't help, though, because then he pooped lava all over the island.
I don't want to go to med school. It's full of those intern-types.
Oops! I just farted!
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