Bad to the Root!

You ain't never seen no tuber this evil!

Hearken, ye, to the tale of the tuber that would not be good. In fact, it would be quite evil, nearly the very antithesis of good. In time, it would come to be known by the fearful name of Wiggy, the Evil Potato.

The tuber that would come to be known by this fearsome moniker had its origin in the manner of most other potatoes, that is to say, in the dirt. Lolling in the soil among its more moral siblings, the stirrings of evil could nearly be felt by any pedestrian that should happen to pass nearby! So very evil was this little potato that would be known as Wiggy!

All great figures have their day of reckoning. For Wiggy the Evil Potato, this day was known most forebodingly as 'The Harvest'. A diabolical minion known to other beings as 'a farmer' chose this most fateful day to unleash upon the world the loathesome wrath of the starchy fiend! Right well did he rue the role he played in this recounting, as Wiggy was freed from his prison of soil! For, as he removed the potato, that bristled with evil intent from the soil it had grown in, it bit his hand and ran away! Oddly enough, he had never been bitten by a potato before, though all of them were capable. So great was the evil inherent in little Wiggy that he was the first potato ever to bite a mortal man!

(Potato Links of evil and other eviltry should be forthcoming)

Here is one. Click for a suprise!

More! This is what to send a boy if you want him to be your boyfriend! Trust me, it works!

Haz urbo nlelp ot!!

Too much evil for me! Back to the clumping catastrophe!

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