Hi, I'm John. I run the show here, until the original creators of UJ sue my ass for copyright infringement. But until that happens, you'll all enjoy what I put up on this site, because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and darn it, people like me!

Like the rest of the former UJ staff, I'm a middle class male born in the heady time when the Seventies were just ending and the Eighties just starting. Unlike the rest of the staff, I am an "unfunky white boy" (tm). I think that pretty well describes me quite succinctly.

The only other thing I want to say is... thanks. Thanks to everyone out there who makes me believe it's worth my while to share my thoughts, hopes and dreams with them.

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