Brian | Total points: 0 |
1: | John Wooden | 95 |
2: | Byron Nelson | 94 |
3: | Karl Malden [Mladen Sekulovich] | 93 |
4: | Ernest Borgnine | 89 |
5: | Red Buttons [Aaron Chwatt] | 87 |
6: | Billy Graham | 87 |
7: | Ricardo Montalban | 85 |
8: | Jake La Motta | 83 |
9: | Charles Durning | 83 |
10: | Jack Whitaker | 82 |
11: | Tony Curtis [Bernard Schwartz] | 81 |
12: | Charlton Heston [Charles Carter] | 81 |
13: | B.B. King | 80 |
14: | Ariel Sharon | 77 |
15: | Pat Summerall | 76 |
16: | [Henry] Warren Beatty | 69 |
17: | Ryan O'Neal | 65 |
18: | Richard B. Cheney | 65 |
19: | Wayne Newton | 64 |
20: | Stephen Hawking | 64 |
21: | Ozzy Osbourne | 57 |
22: | Usama bin Laden | 49 |
23: | William "The Refrigerator" Perry | 43 |
24: | Ziggy Marley | 37 |
25: | Paris Hilton | 25 |
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Chasmo | Total points: 5 |
1: | W. Mark Felt | 92 |
2: | Gerald Rudolph Ford | 92 |
3: | P.W. Botha | 90 |
4: | Les Paul | 90 |
5: | Augusto Pinochet | 90 |
6: | Billy Graham | 87 |
7: | James J. Kilpatrick | 85 |
8: | Marty Allen | 84 |
9: | Jack Klugman | 84 |
10: | Kurt Vonnegut Jr. | 83 |
11: | Art Donovan | 81 |
12: | Art Buchwald | 80 |
13: | Pat Carroll | 79 |
14: | Jack Kevorkian | 78 |
15: | Ariel Sharon | 77 |
16: | Helmut Kohl | 76 |
17: | Robert Novak | 75 |
18: | Don Ho | 75 |
19: | Jerry Falwell | 72 |
20: | Luciano Pavarotti | 70 |
21: | Jerry Lee Lewis | 70 |
22: | Saddam Hussein | 69 |
23: | Don Imus | 65 |
24: | Muhammad Ali [Cassius Clay] | 64 |
25: | Gary Glitter [Paul Gadd] | 62 |
| Al Lewis [Albert Meister] | 95 |
Drop: | Jack LaLanne | 91 |
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Dave | Total points: 5 |
1: | Clarence "Ace" Parker | 94 |
2: | Sammy Baugh | 92 |
3: | Gerald Rudolph Ford | 92 |
4: | David Rockefeller | 91 |
5: | Zsa Zsa [Sari] Gabor | 90 |
6: | Walter Cronkite | 89 |
7: | Kirk Douglas [Issur Danielovitch] | 89 |
8: | Sir Edmund Hillary | 86 |
9: | Abe Vigoda | 85 |
10: | Pete Pihos | 82 |
11: | Charlton Heston [Charles Carter] | 81 |
12: | Margaret Thatcher | 80 |
13: | Jerry Lewis [Joseph Levitch] | 80 |
14: | Fidel Castro Ruz | 79 |
15: | Chuck Berry | 79 |
16: | Ariel Sharon | 77 |
17: | Dick Clark | 76 |
18: | Boris Nikolayevich Yeltsin | 75 |
19: | Saddam Hussein | 69 |
20: | Freddy Fender [Baldemar Huerta] | 69 |
21: | James Brown | 68 |
22: | Muhammad Ali [Cassius Clay] | 64 |
23: | Barbra Streisand | 64 |
24: | Usama bin Laden | 49 |
25: | Courtney Love [Harrison] | 40 |
| Al Lewis [Albert Meister] | 95 |
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Jack | Total points: 84 |
1: | VACANT | |
2: | Ernest Gallo | 97 |
3: | Joseph Barbera | 95 |
4: | Byron Nelson | 94 |
5: | Gerald Rudolph Ford | 92 |
6: | P.W. Botha | 90 |
7: | Eli Wallach | 90 |
8: | Kirk Douglas [Issur Danielovitch] | 89 |
9: | Ingmar Bergman | 87 |
10: | Billy Graham | 87 |
11: | Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn | 87 |
12: | Dino de Laurentiis | 86 |
13: | Suharto | 85 |
14: | Mickey Rooney [Joe Yule Jr.] | 85 |
15: | Patrick Moore | 83 |
16: | Jake La Motta | 83 |
17: | Margaret Thatcher | 80 |
18: | George Melly | 79 |
19: | Vin Scully | 78 |
20: | Ariel Sharon | 77 |
21: | Pat Summerall | 76 |
22: | Don Ho | 75 |
23: | Larry Hagman [Hageman] | 74 |
24: | Annette Funicello | 63 |
25: | Obie Trice | 26 |
| Caspar Weinberger | 88 |
| Curt Gowdy | 86 |
| Aaron Spelling | 83 |
| Billy Preston | 59 |
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Peggy | Total points: 41 |
1: | Kitty Carlisle | 90 |
2: | Andy Rooney | 87 |
3: | Mickey Rooney [Joe Yule Jr.] | 85 |
4: | William Donald Schaefer | 84 |
5: | Tom Poston | 84 |
6: | Lauren Bacall [Betty Joan Perske] | 81 |
7: | Margaret Thatcher | 80 |
8: | Angela Lansbury | 80 |
9: | Burt Bacharach | 77 |
10: | Pat Robertson [Marion Gordon] | 76 |
11: | George Steinbrenner | 75 |
12: | Don Ho | 75 |
13: | Elizabeth Taylor | 74 |
14: | Robert Blake [Michael James Vijencio Gubitosi] | 72 |
15: | Marion Barry | 70 |
16: | Jerry Lee Lewis | 70 |
17: | David Nelson | 69 |
18: | Michael Learned | 68 |
19: | Richard B. Cheney | 65 |
20: | René Angelil | 64 |
21: | Shelley Fabares | 62 |
22: | Arnold Schwarzenegger | 58 |
23: | Scott Turow | 57 |
24: | Whitney Houston | 42 |
25: | Courtney Love [Harrison] | 40 |
| Don Knotts | 81 |
| Coretta Scott King | 78 |
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Roy | Total points: 60 |
1: | Karl Malden [Mladen Sekulovich] | 93 |
2: | Claudia Alta "Lady Bird" Johnson | 93 |
3: | Gerald Rudolph Ford | 92 |
4: | Zsa Zsa [Sari] Gabor | 90 |
5: | Kitty Carlisle | 90 |
6: | Ernest Borgnine | 89 |
7: | Robert C. Byrd | 88 |
8: | Phil Rizzuto | 88 |
9: | Joey Bishop [Gottlieb] | 88 |
10: | J.D. [Jerome David] Salinger | 87 |
11: | Billy Graham | 87 |
12: | [Peggy] Yvonne DeCarlo [Middleton] | 83 |
13: | Charles Durning | 83 |
14: | Tony Curtis [Bernard Schwartz] | 81 |
15: | Charlton Heston [Charles Carter] | 81 |
16: | B.B. King | 80 |
17: | Fidel Castro Ruz | 79 |
18: | Ariel Sharon | 77 |
19: | Don Ho | 75 |
20: | Saddam Hussein | 69 |
21: | Stephen Hawking | 64 |
22: | Sarah Brady | 64 |
23: | Roger Ebert | 64 |
24: | Muhammad Ali [Cassius Clay] | 64 |
25: | Keith Richards | 62 |
| Al Lewis [Albert Meister] | 95 |
Drop: | "Professor" Irwin Corey | 94 |
Drop: | W. Mark Felt | 92 |
Drop: | Mary Travers | 69 |
Drop: | Tammy Faye Bakker Messner | 64 |
Drop: | David Graham | 60 |
| Kirby Puckett | 45 |
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