The Cart Barn Joke

Once there was a golfer who was playing golf with his wife. A few holes into the round
he hit his approach shot to the green way off to the right. He got to his ball and found
a cart barn between himself and the green. He started to walk back to where he previously
had hit since he had no shot when his wife said "wait a second". You know if you go up
there and open the door to the barn on this side, and I go in and open the door to the
other side. You can hit right through to the green. He said OK and proceeded to open the
door on his side and his wife went inside and opened the door on the other side. He lined
up his shot and let if fly. Well the ball traveled through the first door but hit the far side and
ricocheted back and hit his wife and killed he dead right then. Several weeks later he was
playing again with one of his buddies. He ended up hitting his approach shot again behind
the cart barn. As he started to pick up his ball to go back to original position, his buddy
said "wait a minute! wait a minute! If you open the door on this side and I go and open the
door on the other side, you can hit the ball right through to the green". Where upon the
golfer said "no way. last time I did that I took a nine".