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| One day God told Jesus that he should go down to Earth and learn more about how mortals live. He suggested that to better understand modern emotions that he play a round of golf. So Jesus arrives at a golf course, picks a caddie, and heads off to the first tee. The caddy hands Jesus a driver and Jesus hits it pretty well and off they go down the fairway. They arrive at the ball and Jesus asks the caddy what do you think I ought to hit? The caddy suggests a 7-iron, Jesus knocks it up on the green and two putts for a par and says to himself this really isn't that hard of a game. Several holes later, after a couple of pars and a bogey, they arrive at a 3-par that has about a 150-yard carry over water. He asks his caddie, what do you think Arnold Palmer would hit here? The caddy replied, probably an 8-iron but you better hit a 6-iron. Jesus says, give me the eight, whereupon he knocks the ball in the water. He asks his caddy for another ball and the caddy hands him one and suggests a change to more club. Jesus says I know what I'm doing, and knocks another in the water. This is repeated three more times. The caddy reaches into the bag and says, now look what you've done you've hit all your balls in the water and I'll have to go back to the pro shop for more. Jesus says don't worry I'll go retrieve some from the water. Jesus proceeds to walk on the water and reaches down and picks up a ball. About this time, the following group walks up and with astonishment says who does he think he is, Jesus Christ? And the caddy says hell no! He thinks he is Arnold Palmer. |
