Wallysurf's Best Golf Jokes
New Member

A new member of a country club was taking a shower when three women walked
into the locker room. Realizing that he was in the women's locker room, he
wondered what to do. Well, he thought, I could wrap a towel around my waist and
walk out of here decent but, then everyone would know about me taking a shower
in the wrong locker room. He decided to put the towel over his head and walk
out unrecognized. Seeing this man walking out of the shower with only a towel on his head,
one of the ladies said, well, he's not my husband. Another said, he's not mine either.
The third said, hell, he's not even a member here.


Sent in by PKMARENO@webtv.net (PAUL MARTIN) 12/29/96

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