Wallysurf's Best Golf Jokes
Play it as it lies

Two guys were playing a cart game of golf and were all square on the 18th. The first guy sliced
his way off the the left, and the ball came to rest on the cart track. His opponent smashed it
straight down the middle.
"Oh well," said the 1st player, "I should get a drop off there."
"Hell no," said his playing partner, "we play the ball as it lies."
"OK," said the first guy, as he dropped his opponent off in the middle of the fairway.
The second guy found the green, and could not resist smiling as he saw sparks coming off the
cart path for the practice swings. Finally the guy hitting off the cart path addressed his ball and
swung it well, leaving a miraculous shot 3 feet from the pin.
Upon returning, the guy in the middle of the fairway commented, "That was a great shot....
what club did you use???"
"Your 6 iron," was the reply.

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