Wallysurf's Best Golf Jokes
Why Golf Is Better Than SEX

Yeh, you thought it impossible,
but we have compiled a list of reasons why golf is, indeed, better than sex.

You can't fall out of bed playing golf
It's highly unlikely you could catch a sexually transmitted disease playing golf
You don't feel embarrassed playing golf in daylight
If your ball gets damaged in golf you can replace it - and they're not expensive
Golf doesn't care if you respect it or not
Your won't blush if someone catches you playing golf
You can play golf by yourself
You don't have to buy someone a meal to play golf with them
It's really hard to gamble on sex
You can keep your clothes on while playing golf
Golf is cheap
A headache is not a valid reason for missing a round of golf
You can't get a handicap in sex if you're no good at it
Golf lasts a lot longer than sex - unless you are *really* good at sex
You can join a golf club for guaranteed participation
You can play competitions in golf
I've never heard of anyone scoring an eagle in sex
Your not likely to get into trouble for playing golf with someone else's partner

Contribution by Dick Fisher 08/97