avisitor

Santa don't be knocking on my door
My daddy said you don't exist no more
So if you pop your head out on this night
Big boy, I'm warning you, there'll be a fight

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen too
And all the others can go to hell with you
I wondered why you hung out at the mall
But now I know it wasn't you at all

Tonight is Christmas Eve and I announce
I don't want your presents at my house
So I'm saying one last time as a warning
I'll be waiting up for you 'til Christmas morning

Jingle Jingle- what was that I heard?
You came tonight, now I know that you're absurd
I'm hiding with my daddy's handgun cocked
You try the door but fatty, we keep it locked

You try a window but we keep that locked too
You don't care and break your way on through
You're in the shadows but I can clearly tell
You're Mr. Red and White, I scream "Go to Hell"

You scream too and try escape my wrath
But the coffe table blocks you're only path
You trip pand fall and must've bumped your head
Cuz you are laying there like you are dead

Just to make sure that you're not faking
I cap your head 5 times so there's no mistaking
Looking at your carcass, it's plain to see
Santa Clause don't look so jolly now to me

I check for the reindeer just in case
But when they heard the gun, I guess they fled the place
However I did end finding your bag of toys
But the was only jewelry in it, what's for all the boys?

Oh well Santa Clause, it doesn't matter
I'm the town hero now for making your head splatter
And when they searched the body the found a knife
But I think that we know who was the one who took the life

Easter Bunny, you're next.