Cadaver She’s my lady in white Except for a couple of bloodstains (but that’s all right) My heart she has possessed Cause hers doesn’t seem to work anymore (I couldn’t resist) She is so cool Everyone showed up at the funeral (just so they could miss school) But I showed no remorse I just waited till all the people had left and then I dug up her corpse I know she only has about a third of her bladder But she’s my sweet, she’s my lovely cadaver Her beauty can not be matched And yes I realize her left arm is no longer fully attached She’s not just a pretty face At least she isn’t anymore (when it splattered all over the place) Her memories will always linger And I vow someday I’ll go back to the crash and find her little finger I love her so much I feel so hot when I kiss her although her skin is cold to the touch They claim she’s dead but it doesn’t really matter She’s my sweet she’s my lovely cadaver I don’t care what they said Her eyes look even prettier now that they’ve rolled to the back of her head And I don’t have to admit That decaying skin turns me off in the least little bit I hope she understands I didn’t mean to shriek when I didn’t feel a pulse in her hand I pray she isn’t mad at me When I have to hide her away from the rest of my family I’m not ashamed or embarrassed I just don’t think they’d understand my infatuation with a carcass And I know I’ll always have to have her Cause she’s my sweet, she’s my lovely cadaver