The Ostrich Song I’ve known you a while We’ve always made each other smile Your hopes and dreams you share Because you know that I care But I have but one dream Its not as weird as it seems And if you say you will All my hopes will be fulfilled My only wish Is to be your favorite dish And I wouldn’t be singing Except I know you’re a Vegan So I’m asking you please You got me down on both knees I think it would be great To be on your dinner plate And my life will be unstable 'Til I’m on your kitchen table Don’t call it murder Call me you ostrich burger Baby don’t deny me you know you want to fry me Spoil me Broil me Flatter me Batter me Don’t try to be friends It’s too late to make amends Hear what I’ve said And crush my tiny head We’re over populating And it’s very degrading So end my poor life Chop me up with your knife Baby please try it Make me part of your diet I’m not trying to be rude I’m trying to be your food So now that you know how I feel Can I please be your meal I was put on this earth To feed your belly and give birth So end my miserable days I can be served in over 20 ways