If only they could use guns on the course...
 

Mark reads Dave a chapter of his "Adults Only" version
of "Tales For Big Tots":
"My, oh my, grandma.  What a big #@%* you have,"
said Little Red Riding Hood.
"The better to &$#* you with," said the Big Bad Wolf.
(Sorry Mark ... good taste prohibits me from
repeating your words.  Besides, look at poor Dave.
He's obviously at little worked up over the story!)
 
 
 

 "Okay, so that's two orders of almond chicken, three orders
of shrimp, chow mein, rice, and a half dozen egg rolls.
Is there anything you want me to order for you Bob?"
 
 

Jimmy struggles to find the reasons for another infamous
"Bad Round" of golf.
 
 

Time to reflect over the round with a round or two.
(And still Jimmy looks for his excuse.)
 
 

All are looking forward to 2005 when they
can place themselves in the front row.