12 points
==== 12 Signs That You Have Had Too Much of the '90s ====
1.) You tried to enter your password on the microwave.
2.) You now think of three espressos as "getting
wasted."
3.) You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in
years.
4.) You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of
5.) You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is
ready, and he e-mails you back "What's for
dinner?"
6.) Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
7.) You chat several times a day with a stranger from South
Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet
this year.
8.) You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you
posted one for your e-mail buddies via a web page.
9.) Your daughter just bought a C.D. of all the records your
college roommate used to play.
10.) You check your blow dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.
11.) Your mother clogs up your e-mail inbox, asking you to send
her JPEG files of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.
12.) You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to
see if anyone is home.
Daily
addages,
1.)Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days the
statue.
2.)I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
3.)Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and
I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the
ceiling" ?
4.)My "reality check" bounced.
5.)On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape
key.
6.)Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked
car.
7.)Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.
8.)Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to
complete than expected. Carefully planned projects take four
times longer to complete than expected, mostly
because the planners Expect their planning to reduce the
time it takes.
9.)Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out?
10.)Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They both
should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
11.)People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell
them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
12.)I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting
path.
13.)Indecision is the key to flexibility.
14.)If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
15.)I don't get even, I get odder.
16.)In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
17.)I considered atheism, but there were just too few holidays.
18.)I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around
to it.
19.)Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
20.)My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
21.)I am having an out-of-money experience.
22.)I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
23.)A day without sunshine is like night.
24.)I have kleptomania and, when it gets bad, I take something
for it.
25.)If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
26.)There's no need to have a fear of falling - it's the sudden
stop at the bottom that warrants the fear.
27.)Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you
live.