| Recently I was walking through my backyard when suddenly a tree exploded into flames behind me. I looked around but I didn't see anything until a dart shot at me from the grass. I did a spin kick and kicked the dart at the sidewalk where it exploded. I looked down at the grass and saw what appeared to be a normal turtle. Then a jet engine popped out of its shell and I managed to take this picture before it blasted into outer space. I think that someone from the government probly sent this after me. I was lucky to survive this first attack. Be on the lookout for more of these "bionic" turtles. I'm afraid that you might need to know some karate or judo to defend yourself but otherwise they may be defeatable. I'll report more later. Remeber to spread the truth! |
