Karen and I left the apartment and ventured out into the Village. She
      lives at the interesection of two of the major streets so just steps from
      her front door and we were into the flow of humanity.

      Karen introduced me to a common creature found in the Village at night;
      The Bridge and Tunneler...or a BBQ'S (Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens, Staten
      Island)....these were people from the outer borroughs who come into
      Manhattan for kicks. They can always be spotted by their distictive
      hairstyles (often heavily sprayed or gelled) and their willingness to
      stand in line at supposedly hip joints and tourist traps.
      If I ever transplant myself to New York City I will have to purchase
      several items to fit in with the male population: A pair of leather pants,
      a black silk shirt and a cell phone. Nearly every guy I saw had one or
      more of these items on his person...and these were the straight guys. GQ
      is the new plantation master and Hugo Boss is the king of New York.
      Hipsters abound on the streets of this city...chameleons responding to the
      whims of fashion lords. The only saving grace is that Karl Lagerfeld is a
      benevolent despot.

      Karen wisely steered me away from the tourists and other wastrels and we
      proceeded down Bleeker Street to a beautiful dive bar....real dive, not
      faux. Complete with sizzling red neon sign that simply notified "Bar".
      Some of the Beats had supposedly drunk heavily at this bar....so Karen and
      I ordered a few pints and pondered John Clellon Holmes.
      We stayed for a while then headed out to find a more lively joint. The
      streets were teeming with people well after midnight. We were in a less
      touristy area of the Village...more locals. There was a certain energy in
      the air. It felt like furtive excitement...the feeling that comes when you
      know you shouldn't be doing something...but you do it anyway because you
      know you'll get away with it. It felt like freedom.

      We went to a long, narrow and crowded bar several blocks over. Someone
      said Adam Sandler was there but I didn't see him. The crowd proved too
      much to take so it was off to another watering hole. We found a genuine
      speakeasy of a place. Down some stairs and through a door worthy of any
      max security prison. But inside it was beautiful...an Irish pub done in
      lovely wood furnishings. The walls were lined with bookshelves stuffed
      with donated books. I entertained Karen by reading passages from an
      ancient copy of Romeo and Juliet in between gulps of lager.

      Around 4:00 am we staggered back to the apartment through a pelting cold
      rain. Soaked to the skin it was off to sleep. New York might never sleep
      but I damn well do.

      Saturday was cloudy, cold, damp. We stayed in until late afternoon. By
      that time hangovers had subsided and cabin fever had set in. Karen and I
      went out walking in the Village. We strolled around for several hours
      popping into various shops, galleries, pubs. Whatever changes Guliani had
      made didn't seem to extend this far south. This still looked like the NYC
      of past days...well...perhaps less homeless people on the street, but the
      Villagers have always done things their own way so maybe the Italian
      Stallion's sweeping reforms hadn't been implemented as heavily here. It
      might be a different story further north in central Manhattan.

      We walked the East Village and the area
      known as Alphabet City, once a haven for junkies, hookers and pushers. It
      hasn't changed all that much. Mixed amidst the loft studios are transient
      hotels and shady bodegas. Public urination seems to be a competetive sport
      in Washington Square Park.
      A few snapshots on my walking tour and the gray weather finally forced us
      back the the apartment. Not an exciting day but I did buy a t-shirt
      emblazoned with the NYPD Homocide Squad emblem. You never know when
      something like that will come in handy.


      Sunday was a rain washout. Karen and I stayed in and had dinner with her
      roomie, a California petite blond vegetarian airhead with a Hello Kitty
      toaster, and two of her friends.

      I was supposed to go home Sunday night. But while watchng the weather news
      we saw it was going to be a fantastic, warm day on Monday. I hadn't seen
      all I had wanted to see due to the weather...so on Karen's suggestion I
      did the most reasonable thing; I called in sick to work for Monday.
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