Ya' know, today in art class, I was thinking to myself: "Who in this class sucks?" Then it hit me... Doug! Doug is the one who sucks! Because he's a dirty back stabber! That's right, a dirty back stabber! Because he wouldn't sit with the two coolest guys at Creeckview: Sean Kassai and Kent Wicklander. Instead, he went and sat with Matt and The German Diamond A.K.A. Mark.