VOLUME 1 ISSUE 6 FEB 2001 This years event saw the first ever tie in the history
of the EPOB Australia Day Golf Classic. As no provision had been made before
the match in the event of a tie, the match committee had no option but
to declare dual winners of this years event.
It was pleasing to note that the event was pretty close and most groups, with the exception of a couple, were all there abouts at the end. The draw was held the day before in a short warm up event where 8 players were present. All can verify that the pairings were done above board and we teed of in the exact order that names were pulled out.
The Scorecards. Morgs and Brad 77 Butch and Tommy 77 Blakers and Keevs 90 Westy and Delbo 75 Cheese and Hawk 79 Wrighty and Besty 75 Gav and Jock 89 Prize Winners. 1st: A tie
J. Western & A. Delborello and
1st Hole Longest Drive:
A. Delborello
Thanks to: Besty at American Express Rocky and the boys at Choice Corporate Porky at Valvoline Blakes at Bunbury Toyota Gav at ? his welding mob and anybody else that I've forgotten The Aftermatch.
ROCKY-"Geez"-(through clenched teeth everytime Ross hit the ball) ROSS-"Rockys best shot of the day came from out of some blokes backyard" MORGS-"The only time I got to play
was around the greens"
TOMMY- "We were in the hunt until
"velcro" Blakely started the gamesmanship "
BLAKES-"I thought Butch was the
master of the mind game- he was easy to get!"
WESTY- "I partnered Delbo a couple
of years back and he was bloody hopeless"
CHEESE-"Four!!!"
BESTY-"All those corporate games
at the vines have finally paid off."
GAV-"I knew we had no chance by
the third hole, so I concentrated on coaching Besty and Wrighty
to victory."
Rumour has it Rock has refused to ever tee up again in the EPOB Classic if drawn with Hacker Greer. Crossy has already commenced pre
season for EPOB 2002 - rumour has it he's
Delbo has commenced putting together
a spinoff tournament for wives &
Wrighty to source his own secret
fishing & crabbing spots - Westy & Blakers
Gav Howlett was devastated the morning
after the great backyard cricket game to
Butch wasn't really asleep in Delbos car on the way home, he just didn't want to put up with Delbo gloating all the way back to Mandurah. Delbo confessed that he was a garlic muncher at heart after refusing to display some East Perth memorobilia in the new Choice Corporate Board room. The "Cunny" and "Lingus" Cups organisers, having successfully poached "Dingo" Maughan are rumoured to be targeting other high profile EPOB players to be included in their future Australia Day Weekend tournaments. A little bird whispered that Butch wanted to volunteer to organize it? To be confirmed. |