You Know You’re Addicted to Coffee When... * You can jump start your car without cables. *You answer the door before people knock. *Your eyes stay open even when you sneeze. *You can type sixty words per minute -- with your feet. *Instant coffee takes too long to make. *You don't sweat... you percolate. *You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. *Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house. *The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you. *When someone asks 'How are you?' you say, 'Good to the last drop'. *You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. *You don't get mad, you get steamed. *You don't tan, you roast. *You introduce your spouse as your coffee mate. *You think CPR stands for Coffee Provides Resuscitation. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup. *You take your morning coffee with you in the shower.