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Some Good Home Remedies for your own Safety
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling
water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2.Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else
to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet seat by simply peeing in the sink.
4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing
the pressure in your veins.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache.
8. Sometimes we Just Need to Remember What The Rules of Life Really Are... You need
only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move; and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the Duct Tape.
9. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are "I apologize" and
"You are right."
10. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
11. Never pass up an opportunity to go potty.
12. If You Woke up Breathing, Congratulations! You have another chance!
13. And Finally... Be Really Good To Your Family and Friends. You never know when you
are going to need them to empty your bedpan!
Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn?
1).The bandage was wound around the wound.
2).The farm was used to produce produce.
3).The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4).We must polish the Polish furniture.
5).He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6).The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7).Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8).A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9).When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10).I did not object to the object.
11).The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12).There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13).They were too close to the door to close it.
14).The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15).A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16).To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17).The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18).After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19).Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20).I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21).How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
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