Here's a link to my school - University of Missouri Columbia
Other than that, there
isn't much more to say..... I am an african american brother that has been
the subject of many years of opressun. I feel the presence of Malcolm x
in my body; can i get a hallileuhia?...
Anyway, if anybody can
think of anything better to post; e-mail me...until i get some phattie
links, this site should suck..or not. If anybody has any comments;..dial
1800-collect and call someone that cares..damn nings..Right now, i'm just
lulling around my house waiting for college to start so i should update
this if I actually get off of my lazy ass.
This site took a lot
of HARD work and EFFORT, but now it is all DOWNHILL from here. (ning thought
of this. you might be surprised as to how big a pervert he is.
Can you believe it ladies? He is single!!!) Ha Ha..idiot..hey..guess
what..i'm stacked...here's the finished version of my poem:
Here's a link to one of the best fast food establishments in the world Taco Bell
And of course, the best soft drink company Pepsi
Here's a link to pictures of the best looking women in the world (indian actresses)- Don't worry, its all PG Pepsi
Up til now, i attended Parkway South High
School in St. Louis Missouri..after four years of enduring this,
i wrote the following poem. (It smelled like jock itch)
An Ode to Parkway
South
My school..
looks like an ass
My administrator..
looks like a horse
My school..smells
like an ass.
of course.
Click here to visit my India links site.
Michael
Jordan is the man. Visit his Gallery Yes, he's an overpaid person who
exploits the poor by
teaching them to steal to buy Air Jordans, but
he's got game. Nobody can diss his basketball.
My
Cool Ass Simpsons Site The Simpsons kick ass because it is humor on
so
many different levels..Homer is awesome.
The
Official Friends of Newt Site -This man is a stud. You insult
him and die.
This site is maintained by Chirag
Parghi
My aol instant messanger screenname is
amibachan, for those of you that don't know that
1. Ice
Ice Baby-Vanilla Ice (Click here for lyrics)
2. Beat
It-Michael Jackson (Click here for lyrics)
3. Informer-Snow
(Click here for lyrics)
Quotable Quotes
"I got a cyst up my ass" Kyle Ahrens
"Maybe they're warm in the winter" Kevin Flowers
"The Reading Comp bent me over a chair"
Kurt Jacobson
"What do you do with your Teddy Bear?"
Sonny Thomas Lui (Ageena)
"He's like a big rotten orange.....that
farts" Paul Nilsen
"Viagra the new improved (slightly jostled)
fuit of our looms!" Kyle Ahrens
"Shut Up..Chirag' Ningchuan
"Sweet..she's gonna shut up now"
Paul Nilsen about Megan Mcdermott
"Don't you guys love the sight of soap suds down the crack of a guys ass?"
Chris Kadel
DO NEED CUT GRASS..need i say more?
"Why do all of you think its my aunt (yelling)?
Oh..did i say my aunt..no..i meant my grandparents" Cullen
"My teefs be hurtin so i need to buy some
toofspaste.." pnilsen
"Look at the badge bitch" Chris Rock
"Granny took a shit dude.." Joe Pesci
"My fate is in your hands" Cutelli..to
the waiter at El Nopal
"Hey, can we finish this? I've got
to go home and mastur.....I mean..watch TV" Kadel
"No; you've just got small hands."
Jessica Leirer after I told her I was stacked
"Let's go to the East-Side" Eric
Kluempers
Referring to State competition, something
i didn't want to go to..
"I once made out with my cousin."
Rachel Welch in a public restaurant (Kriegers)
"WE DEMAND TO SPEAK TO CHUCKEE!!" Me and Cullen when we got kicked out of Chuckee Cheese
"I have a pussy therefore I get it!" Jenny Garette screaming really really loudly
"I fart...a lot" Paul, as a slogan for my shirt
"Lets have a little looksiepoo at the back of the book, shall we?" Kurt Jacobson
"Just tell them that you'll meet them there"
Peter Hong
Exchange of conversation
"Hey, Peter, how was Rolla" Me
"Pretty cool..they had these eggs there,
and they gave me the runs" Peter
Ningchuan Songs
Will soon be here
Yes..these little inside jokes are corny, except at 1:38 A.M., i want all of your scrawny arses to spur out more creativity..until then..e-mail the pimp (i heard he's stacked..and he's a stud too)
PS- if anybody gets offended at this page then I express my sincere and warm BITE ME.
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