This is a skit that you won't get unless you go to our school..or unless you read this little history !! Sra. Kushner is/was our spanish teacher. This skit is not really making fun of her...it's just...a merry joke ! Yeah a joke..ha..ha..ok GET ON WITH IT !! {Sra.Kushner is finishing up on making a test on body parts} Sra. Kushner :Hahahahaha ! No one knows endoplasmic reticulum in spanish !! They're doomed to fail !Hahahahaha !{students come in}I hope you are all ready for todays pop-midterm final asssesment ! Students: aaaaaaaaaaaaah !!! Sra.Kushner :I hope you all have a number two pencil, a good eraser, and your 256 page report on how you get to school !! Students :aaaaaaaaah !! Sra. Kushner:Stop screaming or you'll all have detention ! Random :aaaaaaaaah !!{Sra. Kushner presses button on desk, floor drops, flames shoot out}aaaaaaaa..{fades} Sra. Kushner :Now then, sit down on your cold sticky seats while I sing opera La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.. Monkee Men :{at Headquarters fa fa fa} Peter :{running in}Sra. Kushner is attacking students with tests again !Git and Randy are in trouble ! Micky :Oh no ! Mike :It gets worse-Mrs Katz is absent and Sra. Kushner is subbing !The only work she has for them is the test-in spanish !! Micky :Oh no ! Davy: Hey fellas we're out of pretzels.{shakes upside down empty bag} Micky :{zoom in on his face}Oh no !!{back at classroom} Students:aaarg ! groan groan aarg ! Random:aaarg !{bursts into flames} Sra Kushner :No combustion in my classroom- you have detention !! {Monkee Men fly in} Peter :No detention for you, little pile of ashes ! Ashes: Peter:No need to thank us.. Sra. Kushner:Hahahahaha ! You're too late to stop me !Their glued to their seats and full of birdseed ! Micky: *gasp* Mike: Yer evil ! Sra. Kushner:ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Micky:There's only one thing to do-bring in operation D-day ! Peter :Oh not, not D-day ! Mike: It's too risky Micky, man ! Micky:It's the only way-we need a volunteer.. Peter:I'll go. Mike: See that you do..{Peter leaves} Sra. Kushner:{whipping kids} *crack crack crack crack* Random:aaarg !{bursts into flames} Peter: I got it ! {comes in pushing cart with sheet over it} Micky:Phase one. Mike:Phase one. Peter:Phase one.{lifts sheet} Micky: phase two. Mike:phase two Micky:phase two.{opens safe; Davy crawls out} Davy:Hey fellas ! Me and Scruffy were just finishing playing ! Scruffy:*whimper whimper* Micky: It's a code Kushner. Mike: You've gotta stop her. Peter:She's dangerous. Micky:{eating pretzels}she's evil.. Davy:She's....{looking at Sra. Kushner}she's beautiful ! Sra. Kushner:Who said that ???{turns around, looks at Davy}Aw... {Love music; they run to each other in slow motion, kissing} Micky:That's disgusting ! Peter and Mike:{nodding and agreeing}Uh-huh yup nasty ug mm-hmm uh-huh Davy:{gets on knees}Will you marry me ? Sra. Kushner: Si si ! Er, yes yes !I can't wait !{they get ib a bicycle and go to Vegas} Peter: Well that's just sick. Mike:Whaddaya mean ? Peter:Well she likes Davy. Mike: Well I'm glad they're gone. Peter:Yeah{bites pretzel} Micky:The end ! Narf !Back to the skits ! Back to the main page !
