These are from 1997, and possibly beyond. Why god why would you want to look at these???
Mr.Bean - 12/30/97 23:53:37 My URL:http://www.mrbean.co.uk Who..or what are you ?: a person Favorite Cheese ?: Irma Gob Favorite Monkee episode ?: Teddy Head or Help ?: my head need help when there a turkey on it Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: The Thin Blue Line, Sombody on there looks like me lkajdshfkjdshsdf: what the | Comments: If you like the spice girls youe in deep trouble i'll go over to house and look at you ther window and i will swim back to england an kill them |
Mr.Bean - 12/30/97 23:50:36 My URL:http://www.mrbean.co.uk Who..or what are you ?: a person Favorite Cheese ?: Irma Gob Favorite Monkee episode ?: Teddy Head or Help ?: my head need help when there a turkey on it Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: The Thin Blue Line, Sombody on there looks like me lkajdshfkjdshsdf: what the | Comments: Hello it's me wacth my show on your local PBS sation did you wacth me on HBO way back in '92 I shall seek Revege and kill every single spice Girl (inculding Geri) who's doing bad things to royals they just want prince charles to be there Manger |
Mimi (Mighty Mouse) or whatever - 12/30/97 14:10:29 My URL:http://members.aol.com/MMs1411/index.html My Email:MMs1411@aol.com Who..or what are you ?: the Lancashire Midget Greenie!! (didn't we establish this already?) Favorite Cheese ?: yum yum..... Favorite Monkee episode ?: EEEEE um...um....um.....um.....i'm not sure get back to me later there are too many Head or Help ?: HEAD!!!!!!!! Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: HDN is preferred lkajdshfkjdshsdf: uh-huh yeah thats groovy | Comments: Check out my web page and be sure to sign the guestbook!!!!!!!! ok now back to my message: ZILCH mister dobalena mister bob dobalena ZILCH china clipper calling alemeda ZILCH nevermind the furthermore the plea is self defense ZILCH it is of my opinion tha the people are intending!!!!! oh yes and one final note: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MIKE AND DAVY!!!! |
The Stalker - 12/30/97 05:49:07 My Email:extreme_stalker@hotmail.com Who..or what are you ?: A Stalker... hence my name "The Stalker" Favorite Cheese ?: Cheddar Favorite Monkee episode ?: The last one.. the frodis one. Head or Help ?: Head Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: Hard Day's Night lkajdshfkjdshsdf: Yeaj, you'd like to know, wouldn't you? | Comments: Here I am again.... MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! |
Mighty Mouse!!! - 12/27/97 03:16:02 My URL:http://hahahaaaaaa I tried a page but it sucked so much!!!! My Email:MMs1411@aol.com Who..or what are you ?: The Lancashire Midget Greenie!!! (or whatever) Favorite Cheese ?: oh my god they killed kenny!! Favorite Monkee episode ?: uhuhuhuhhhh....I dunno gimme a break there are too many to choose from!! Head or Help ?: HEAD PLEASE!!!!!!! Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: Hard Days Night no contest lkajdshfkjdshsdf: Sounds pretty good....send me some!! | Comments: great page now i am fully equipped with three new Monkees Cds......hahahaaaaaa soon i will rule the universe!!!!!!! Power to the Nezheads!!!! hey hey we are the monkees you know we love to please!!!!!!!! hey hey i love the monkees!!!!!!! hey hey this just made absolutely no sense i guess it fits perfectly with the rest of this stuff!!!!! |
pete - 12/22/97 21:39:36 My URL:http://www.mrzippo.com My Email:petemoss67@hotmail.com Who..or what are you ?: im a boy im a boy (but my mum wont admit it...) Favorite Cheese ?: mr zippo smells like Favorite Monkee episode ?: my old socks. and let me tell you, Head or Help ?: that is NOt a good thing. oh, what was the question? Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: yes. lkajdshfkjdshsdf: i agree. | Comments: yeah, well, i finally went to your page from the tiny little link at the bottom of raymonds...very nice, i must say. and i'll do my best to stay away from that horrible substance...water. *dramatic chord* oh, did i give it away? sorry...you'll just have t delete this entry. moo. goodbyeeeee...wont you come and smell me? wont you share my stench? my many smells... |
I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!! - 12/17/97 03:00:46 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/mo/monkeeluv Who..or what are you ?: i'm a VIRTUAL PET!!!!!! Favorite Cheese ?: cheese? Favorite Monkee episode ?: monkees chow mein Head or Help ?: ze head ees betterr Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: ditto lkajdshfkjdshsdf: nanoo nanoo | Comments: i haven't signed this in a while...... o hooey why would you CARE?!!! I'M SOOO BORED!!!!!! well i must go eat cow COW COWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
megan johnson - 12/15/97 20:54:24 My Email:megjay5760 Who..or what are you ?: i'm a girl Favorite Cheese ?: parrmashien Favorite Monkee episode ?: farriy tale Head or Help ?: both Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: both lkajdshfkjdshsdf: jfdhkjfkdjfhgkdjfhkdjf | Comments: you are the besfriends i have ever had |
Lindsey - 12/13/97 17:05:27 My URL:I forgot....but I do have one My Email:Monkees12@aol.com Who..or what are you ?: I am a VERY weird, strange, and crazy person. But hey, my moto is "If you can't be weird, strange, and crazy, what's the use of living??" Favorite Cheese ?: I can't eat cheese...to much milk...I'm lactose intolerant (I'm sure you really wanted to know that, didn't you??) Favorite Monkee episode ?: "Monkees On Tour," "Hillybilly Honeymoon," "The Sucess Story" Head or Help ?: Head Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: Hard Day's Night lkajdshfkjdshsdf: YO DUDE!! WHAT'S UP?? | Comments: This is a really cool website. I have one, but I can't remember the address. Oh great, my mom is listening to Christmas music. I'm not saying there's something wrong with Christmas music, it's just that this is some WEIRD Christmas music. Why am I tel ing you this? You probably don't care...I need to shut my big mouth. Later! Oh yeah, by the way, MICKY DOLENZ AND THE MONKEES RULE!!! |
im listening to your cd carmen!! - 12/09/97 22:26:02 My URL:i really am! My Email:its head! Who..or what are you ?: make friends with the badger Favorite Cheese ?: daddy's song! Favorite Monkee episode ?: micky smells like chocolate Head or Help ?: which one has micky in it again? Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: i really need help with that one! lkajdshfkjdshsdf: no soup for you! | Comments: im.. listening to your cd carmen. are you telling me you dont see the connection between goverment and laughing at people? ill tell you one thing son, nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humour.. or one that explodes for that matter. ooh so m ny guestbook entries! but i have decided that the person mijacogeo is evil cos she said we suck in our lpage guestbook. i wouldnt really mind it if she didnt have the name mijacogeo, cos thats micky's thing. oh well, i shall kill later. ive been surfing t e monkees sites today, lots of stuff to see. and i found some gleeb pics of micky. i have to send you thta one where he has the malcolm expression on his face. scary.. yet subtly jewish. of course. so did you ever send out those letters we wrote to pete a d donovan (mr.mellowyellowantlerman)? i think that we should get some pics scanned, decent ones, and then i can draw antlers on us! but only if its in a gif format, cos if its in jpg then youll have to do it on your little picture viewer thingy. hmmm, th s is sounding rather like an email. *BOOM* (git explodes) |
Lucia - 12/07/97 01:52:59 My Email:miss_lennon@hotmail.com Who..or what are you ?: noodle Favorite Cheese ?: sharp cheddar Favorite Monkee episode ?: i don't know Head or Help ?: help Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: hard day's night lkajdshfkjdshsdf: what's that? ha ha ha | Comments: umm... you type something. no, really, you type something, I don't care! ha ha ha! sniff sniff sniff ha ha ha! are they the ones who like porcupines or whatever? hedgehogs? are they? okay, type that. yes. I'm thinking. I love you I love John I like cheese |
Monica - 11/27/97 17:44:26 My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~roddey/monkmain.html My Email:zig_stardust@hotmail.com Who..or what are you ?: Um ... lots of things. Favorite Cheese ?: Runny cammebert Favorite Monkee episode ?: Monstrous Monkee Mash Head or Help ?: Toughie ... I'll have to go with "Head" Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: Help! lkajdshfkjdshsdf: Definitely | Comments: I love this page ... I saved a bunch of stuff from it on a disk so I could bring it home and show my sister. Very funny stuff ... |
beatlefreak - 11/22/97 21:01:18 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SunsetStrip/Lounge/1912 My Email:BeatleandMonkeegirl@juno.com Who..or what are you ?: I am a John Lennon/Davy Jones luvin' FREAK! Favorite Cheese ?: the really moldy kind! Favorite Monkee episode ?: the fairy tale episode Head or Help ?: Head Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: Help! lkajdshfkjdshsdf: oh yeah, well...wel... you too sucker!!! | Comments: Great page! Love the skits! Especially the Davy one on the toilet one, I would have helped him! But don't leave Davy out all the time! I know it's just a joke! |
Lifeguard of the Gene Pool - 11/22/97 11:15:02 My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~BlackMagic666/ My Email:the_god_of_fuck@rocketmail.com Who..or what are you ?: the M@gikalll g0At snatcheR Favorite Cheese ?: Ghuda Favorite Monkee episode ?: what's a monkee? Head or Help ?: SPAM! Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: SPAM! lkajdshfkjdshsdf: : Lk; cv V܉¶ ¶ Ðoody | Comments: NARF! cribits lag fong shee tee ploopy plop. AAAHHH!!! WHAT THE HELL? HOW THE SHMACK-DADDY DID I GET HERE??? OH YEAH IT WAS THAT DAMN GIVE ME PIGS WEBRING. well I think I'll go get me some ghuda >:-{ lalalalalalal ke+fŽŽŽ™‡ |
GIt, of course - 11/22/97 02:28:16 My URL:think about it. My Email:mooooooooooooo Who..or what are you ?: a giant sloth. and you? Favorite Cheese ?: the kind with little shards of glass in it Favorite Monkee episode ?: 99 pound weakling.. i think. but micky HAD to weigh more than 99 pounds there. Head or Help ?: a little bit of both, please Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: moooooooOOOOOOOOO lkajdshfkjdshsdf: smelly socks | Comments: hi.. i havent been to THIS guestbook in a while. la la la.. hello to all who are reading this! squeaker, zilch, randy, raymond, various stalkers, mr.mellowyellowantlerman.. well keep up the good guestbook reading chaps. cheers smellies! |
raymond again.... - 11/20/97 21:26:17 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SunsetStrip/Venue/2509/ My Email:rayliv@hotmail.com Who..or what are you ?: a little piece of dandruff....on your head! Favorite Cheese ?: spamgit blue Favorite Monkee episode ?: umm....no. Head or Help ?: head! as in...the movie! Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: blupy bloop... lkajdshfkjdshsdf: oh, terrence! yes philllip? what colour is the wind? i dont know, lets check! oh ha ha ha! phillip you bastard! | Comments: moo....i now have a webpage, as you already know, so.......i am using you for publicity! bwa ha ha! hey, maybe i can go over there, to the states that is....on holiday or something, and help you blow up your school. fun fun fun! uh...moo. bye smellies.. .. |
moo... - 11/17/97 00:18:07 My URL:http://wuhwuhwuhdotwoodotcom My Email:rayliv@hotmail.com Who..or what are you ?: a sock Favorite Cheese ?: moo Favorite Monkee episode ?: moo Head or Help ?: moo Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: uh..lemme think...moo lkajdshfkjdshsdf: i like k, no contest! how could you even ask.... | Comments: moo. moo. moo, you know. moo. yes well, moo. and moo. moo moo moo...*does funny cow dance* moo moo moo MOO!!! |
THAT Sarah Newdorf - 11/16/97 00:54:47 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Lot/1997 My Email:SNewdorf@aol.com Who..or what are you ?: An -ex- {**sniff**} Channel 9 weather observer Favorite Cheese ?: Singles Favorite Monkee episode ?: fairy tale! Head or Help ?: All of the above Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: LELAND! lkajdshfkjdshsdf: LSD, LBJ, FDR, CIA, QVC!!!! Ha, I'm sooo funny... ;) | Comments: Randy and Git: Hello you! I'm going to see Tom Kelly tomorrow @ FairOaks! Tonight, though, I'm VERY bored! Anyone want a killer peeing dog named Cleo? I thought about tying her up to the door @ 9 w/a tag on her that says "To Doug, from 'his dear!'" HA! I would been thrown in jail, but it would've been worth it! Talk t you guys later. See you soon, HOPEFULLY! -Sarah :) |
Shorty - 11/12/97 22:26:47 My URL:http://well,i'm pretty disappointed about this one but sorry I don't have one My Email:woods4@execpc.com Who..or what are you ?: Um, I'm not quite sure. . .I'd have to check oh well I'll tell you later. Favorite Cheese ?: Orange cheese with no green lumps on it Favorite Monkee episode ?: Your Friendly Neighborhood Kidnappers Head or Help ?: Help! Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: Help! lkajdshfkjdshsdf: I wish I had a glass of water. . .Why, you thirsty? . . .No, I wanna see if my neck leaks | Comments: Look, I gotta do this again cuz it's fun: Know what? You just may be the one. But always remember you can't judge a book by looking at the cover so put your heart and soul into this and take a giant step!!! Well, you know, this just doesn't seem to be my day cuz my sweet young thing and I are goi ' down! But that was then and this is now so I'll just laugh. . .oh hahaha. The porpoise is laughing too. . .I don't think you know me so maybe I seem a little insane, but oh well let's dance on because tomorrow's gonna be another day. Look out! Here come tomorrow. Tomorrow is when love comes knockin at your door. Guess what? Tomorrow is also when I'm gonna buy me a dog! Tomorrow, a pleasant valley Sunday. Oh sorry, I'll get off the subject of tomorrow and go. See ya! --Shorty-- |
Squeaker, with new stain fighting power!!! - 11/06/97 02:39:07 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/mo/monkeeluv.html My Email:squeaker44@hotmail.com Who..or what are you ?: Liquid paper Favorite Cheese ?: Mozzarella Favorite Monkee episode ?: Monkees Chow Mein Head or Help ?: HeAD Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: hElP!!!!! lkajdshfkjdshsdf: Heis brave sir Robin, brave sir robin | Comments: OKAY NOW I HAVE A CORN OBSESSION PAGE, NO JOKE! |
GTatman - 10/31/97 16:36:15 My URL:http://members.aol.com/GTatman/index.html My Email:GTatman@aol.com Who..or what are you ?: DateLine Favorite Cheese ?: American Favorite Monkee episode ?: All Head or Help ?: Help Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: Hard Day's Night lkajdshfkjdshsdf: fdshsdjkfhsdjakl | Comments: Great Site.....Please visit mine. |
Squeaker, champion of the universe! - 10/24/97 13:02:49 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/mo/monkeeluv Who..or what are you ?: I am not here Favorite Cheese ?: my mom!!!! Favorite Monkee episode ?: monkee chow mein Head or Help ?: hhhhhheeeeeeaaaaaadddddd Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: socks lkajdshfkjdshsdf: ooookey-doookey | Comments: Do i sign this thing too much I'm sorry if i do, but TOUGH!!!!! ;O)Go see my page!!!! |
Well, if you must know,I'm Squeaker - 10/18/97 02:05:49 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/mo/monkeeluv/index.html Who..or what are you ?: I'm still waiting for the lab results Favorite Cheese ?: I'm an equal opportunity cheese eater.... Favorite Monkee episode ?: Monkees Chow MEIN!!!! Head or Help ?: HEAD! (shoulders,knees,&toes Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: help lkajdshfkjdshsdf: right back at ya! | Comments: GO SEE MY PAGE CHEESEHEADS! |
zilch, as i do recall - 10/17/97 19:19:27 My URL:http://you kn w, its really a shame, but I forget. isnt that pitiful? oh well, just click on the big GO HERE at the top of the page and ZOP!! yer there! oh, and i dont advise clicking on this, its not my url you know. My Email:happy_pickle@hotmail.com Who..or what are you ?: a sick, sick individual. no, really! Favorite Cheese ?: spam Favorite Monkee episode ?: awe, fairy tale! no no, wait. 99 pound weakling! nonono! um...ill stop now. Head or Help ?: grrrr..... Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: i am falooga the harbour seal! lkajdshfkjdshsdf: i dont remember. *inside joke. read the skits twits!!* | Comments: hello smellies, I was going to come to school today, but my stupid sister made me miss the bus, and then i couldn't get a ride! oh my god, you cant imagine how sad i am! *snicker* oh well. aaaahh!!!!! the scary HFS people are playing that new Cure song! n ooooo!!!!!!! aaahhhhh, oldies100 to the rescue! We can work it out., we can work--oh. sorry. where is raymond? has he mailed any of you lately? he hasn't mailed me since....wednesday it was! haha, he's probably dead. haha! *snort* Carmen, I haven't heard rimful of asha ALL DAY!!! wwwaaahhh!!!! Im sorry, ill try to stop being stupid now, but you know how difficult that is for me, that being my natural state and all. bye bye, me leave now, but all of you reading this had BETTER VISIT MY PAGE AND TELL ME HOW MUCH IT SUCKS!!!! blink a lot and its okay, as long as you dont read anything. ok, bye! |
squeaker - 10/16/97 12:51:11 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com Who..or what are you ?: toothpaste Favorite Cheese ?: barney! Favorite Monkee episode ?: monkees chow mein Head or Help ?: HEAD! Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: muppet babies lkajdshfkjdshsdf: maybe later | Comments: GO SEE MY CORN OBSESSION PAGE!WAIT, I DON'T HAVE A CORN OBSESSION PAGE! GO SEE MY MONKEE PAGE! |
Erin Carter - 10/15/97 21:32:59 My Email:Who asks? Who..or what are you ?: I'm the 6th Beatle. Favorite Cheese ?: I'd like it alive, please. Favorite Monkee episode ?: All. Head or Help ?: Help. Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: Hard Day's Night. lkajdshfkjdshsdf: Boo-Boo | Comments: What a rockin', fun, and all around NARFY PLACE!!! |
MMs1411 - 10/15/97 20:39:13 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SunsetStrip/Club/1026 My Email:MMs1411@aol.com Who..or what are you ?: i'm a monkee!!!! Favorite Cheese ?: .......cheese....... Favorite Monkee episode ?: eeee......a whole bunch!!!! Head or Help ?: huh, huh....help i think Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: ooo....hard day's night!! lkajdshfkjdshsdf: let's all eat chinese!!!! | Comments: Come visit my web page even though it isn't very good now!! Email me with tips on how to make it better!!! As you know, my fave monkee is woolhat, so i guess that makes me a nezhead. Heehee. i like signing guestbooks....heehee... |
Squeaker, you SMELLYCAT! - 10/15/97 14:49:26 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/mo/monkeeluv My Email:squeaker44@hotmail.com Who..or what are you ?: A weird breed of Liquid paper Favorite Cheese ?: CHEESE???!!WHERE???!! Favorite Monkee episode ?: Monkees chow mein Head or Help ?: HEAD Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: Muppet babies lkajdshfkjdshsdf: No thanks, I'm full. | Comments: Hey,I tried to sign up for geocities and they said "index.html was not made with Basic HTML editor,so I had to use advanced editor, which i don't understand.How can I make it basic editor? PLEASE HELP ME! GO SEE MY SITE! |
Squeaker, and yes, I'm INSANE!!!!!!!!!;o) - 10/14/97 14:14:23 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/mo/monkeeluv/index.html Who..or what are you ?: I...... am.......a.......MOUSE!!!!!!!! Favorite Cheese ?: Is that an African or a European cheese ;o) Favorite Monkee episode ?: Monkee Chow mein Head or Help ?: HEAD!!!!!!! (duh) Help or Hard Day's NIght ?: Probably Help lkajdshfkjdshsdf: Okey dokey......yeah....okay.. whatever.... | Comments: NARF..... does that stand for National Anglophile Retirement |